你知道，沒有什麼比 You know, there's nothing like
養第一條狗更讓人難以忘懷了 The experience of raising your first dog.
並肩行走的簡單樂趣 Simple joy of walking side by side
和你的夥伴在新鮮空氣中... With your buddy out in the fresh air...
扔木棒 Throwin' a stick.
只有你和你最好的朋友共度一段安靜的時光 Spending some quiet time just you and your very best friend.
當然，那不是我的經歷 Of course, that wasn't my experience.
那孩子甚至不是我 That kid's not even me.
那才是我，我追的那隻瘋狗就是馬利... That's me, and that crazy hound I'm chasing is Marley...
世上最糟糕的狗 抱歉! The world's worst dog. Sorry!
或至少我是這麼想的 馬利! Or so I thought. Marley!
但我們的故事在馬利出生之前就開始了 But our story begins before Marley was born
四年前 我結婚那天 Four years before, on my wedding day
也恰好是結婚的那天 Which also happened to be the day of
最可怕的春季暴風雪 The worst freak spring blizzard
在密歇根州南部的歷史上 In the history of southern Michigan.
同一天我們的車壞了 我們不在乎 Same day our car broke down. We didn't care.
哦! 天哪，那感覺真棒 Ooh. God, that feels so good.
哇! 所以 你怎麼認為 Wow. So, what do you think
你認為在你的婚禮上暴風雪意味著什麼？ What do you think that means A blizzard on your wedding day?
那是好運嗎?那是壞運氣嗎? Is that good luck? Is that bad luck?
我想 我想這是好運 I think I think it's good luck.
我是怎麼娶到你的? 什麼? How did I get you? What?
不，說實話 我怎麼 我怎麼會這麼幸運？ No, honestly. How did I How did I get that lucky?
噢!，你知道...我一直被問這個問題 Well, you know...I get asked that question all the time.
拜託 Come on.
你在開玩笑嗎?親愛的 Are you kidding, honey?
你是計劃的一部分 You're part of the plan.
計劃? 嗯! 我的計劃 The plan? Mm-Hmm. My plan.
第一步，遇到一個非常甜美、聰明、性感的男人 Step one, meet an incredibly sweet, smart, sexy man.
完成 第二步呢? Done. Step two?
卻跟你結婚 Marry you instead.
哦! 現在 然後是第三步 Oh, now and step three
不，我想我不能再承受任何更多的步驟了 No, I don't think I can take any more steps.
你不想聽聽第3步嗎? You don't wanna hear step three?
是的 第3步是什麼? 很簡單 Yeah. What's step three? It's easy.
溫柔點 搬到暖和點的地方 Be gentle. Move someplace warmer.
我就知道你會說那個 I knew you were gonna say that.
馬利和我
閃亮、快樂的人們在笑 Shiny, happy people laughing
在人群中見我 Meet me in the crowd
人們，人們 People, people
拋開你的愛 Throw your love around
愛我 愛我 Love me, love me
讓愛充滿小城 Take it into town
快樂 快樂 Happy, happy
把它放在地上 Put it in the ground
鮮花兒綻放 Where the flowers grow
七彩陽光耀 Gold and silver shine
謝謝 好了 你肯定能搞定這工作的，對吧？ Thank you. All right, you know you got this, right?
哦，是的 我能搞定 你是誰? Oh, yeah. I got it. Who are you?
我是約翰·戈羅甘? I'm John Grogan?
不，你是約翰·戈羅甘，即將 No, you're John friggin' Grogan who's about to
為一家主要都市報紙找到一份記者的工作 Get a job as a reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper.
好的 好的 Good. Good.
不過現在我不想下車 But now I don't feel like getting out of the car.
你必須要下車 不 寶貝 You have to. No, baby.
快點，趕緊下車 出去 Come on, get out of the car. Get out.
現在，我又是誰了？噢! 拜託 Now, who am I again? Oh, please.
塞巴斯蒂安說你獲過某種獎項 Sebastian says you won some kind of award.
米策 我得過米策獎 Mitchie. I have a Mitchie.
相當於密歇根西部的普利策獎(新聞獎) It's like a Pulitzer, but from western michigan.
米策獎 A Mitchie.
所以，告訴我是什麼讓你離開了值得尊敬的人 So, tell me what made you leave the estimable
卡拉馬祖公報的工作 Kalamazoo gazette?
你知道，塞巴斯蒂安和我一起上大學... Well, as you know, Sebastian and I were in college together...
而他...他是 And he w...he was
他總是說南佛羅里達有多好 He was always saying how great south florida is
而也許我和我妻子會喜歡這裡 And that maybe my wife and I might enjoy it here,
所以我們決定搬到這裡來 So we decided to come down here.
你也是喜劇演員嗎？您說什麼? Are you a comedian too? Excuse me?
就像你的朋友一樣 Like your friend over here.
不，他走的路很窄 No. He's walking a very thin line.
好在他文章確實寫的不錯 It's a good thing he knows how to write.
所以你妻子是珍妮·海恩斯? So your wife is Jenny Havens?
對 珍妮·戈羅甘 因為我們結婚了 她跟我姓 Yes. Jenny Grogan 'Cause we're married. She took my name.
她在郵政工作嗎? 是的 她是 She get the job at the post? Yes, she did.
他們為什麼不讓你在那邊工作？噢!，我沒有申請 Why didn't they want you over there? Well, I didn't apply.
珍妮更擅長做專欄... Jenny's more of a feature writer...
而我更像是一個直率的新聞作家 And I'm more of a straight news writer.
我認為這樣正好各盡其責 I thought this would be a better fit for that.
你覺得你自己 You think you're better
比今天早上來這裡找工作的 Than the six journalism school graduates
六名新聞學院畢業生強嗎？ That came here looking for work this morning?
我不知道我是否好些 I don't know if I'm better.
我所知道的是，我有一種給自己驚喜的傾向 What I do know is that I have a tendency to surprise myself.
10年前我在玩抽大麻用的煙斗以及玩大金剛(電子遊戲) Ten years ago I was doing bong hits and playing donkey kong.
我做夢也沒想到我會上大學，但我做到了... I never dreamed I'd get into college, but I did...
而且我以優異的成績畢業 And I graduated with honors.
我從沒想過我能在真正的報社找到工作 And I never thought I'd get a job at a real newspaper,
但我得到那工作了 But I did.
我當然從沒想過我會娶一個... And I certainly never thought I'd get a girl...
像珍妮·海恩斯這樣的女孩，但我也娶到了 Like Jenny Havens to marry me, but I did.
怎麼樣? 那工作有人捷足先登了 So? They've already got a guy on the metro desk.
對不起，親愛的 I'm sorry, honey.
不過他們給了我個 That's putting me a little thing
他們喜歡稱之為"沙漠風暴"的版面讓我試試 They like to call desert storm.
你找到工作了？ 我得到了這份工作 You got the job? I got the job.
你找到工作了，寶貝！哦！ You got the job, baby! Ooh!
約翰·戈羅甘 我就知道! John Grogan, I knew it!
我就知道! 好吧，聽著 I just knew it! Okay, look.
看這個 看 看看會發生什麼？ Watch this. Look. See what happens?
"工作 搞定" "Job. Done."
好的，那麼接下來呢？午餐？房子 Okay, so what's next? Lunch? House.
房子 房子 House. House.
你看到對那減速壩的評論了嗎? Did you get to the quote about the speed bumps yet?
"如果他們即使救了一條命"...這是值得的” 'If they save even one life''...it would be worth it.'
而說著，簡·迪克森的雙眼充滿了淚水 And with that, Jan Dickerson's eyes filled with tears."
充滿了淚水 你喜歡嗎？ Filled with tears. You like that?
還是太老套了？是啊! 不 Or is it too corny? Yeah. No.
是不是有點過頭了？ Is it a little over the top?
嘿! 親愛的 "沙漠風暴"那欄怎麼了？ Hey, honey, what happened to the, uh the desert storm piece?
就這樣 受傷女孩的父親在科威特 That's it. The injured girl's dad's in kuwait.
那不在裡面嗎？ Is that not in there?
呃-呃! 我想他們把它刪掉了 Uh-Uh. I think they cut that.
他們-他們把你名字拼錯了 They-They spelled your name wrong.
"約翰·戈爾甘" 開玩笑吧! 讓我看看 "John Gorgon." You're kidding. Let me see that.
算了吧! 你在開玩笑嗎？ Forget it. Are you joking?
算了吧! 你知道嗎？這很好 這真的很好 Forget it. You know what? It's good. It's really good.
它有事實 它有顏色 It's got the facts. It's got color.
這是一件非常結實的作品 謝謝 It's a really solid piece. Thanks.
噢! 我是說，我試著給它注入一些活力 你知道的 Well, I mean, I tried to breathe some life into it, you know
是的 我喜歡這篇文章 我快看完你的了 Yes. I like this article. I'm almost done with yours.
這種投票機的想法聽起來真的很有效 This idea of voting machines sounds really efficient.
噢!，當你進入下一頁時，你會看到... Well, when you get to the next page, you'll see...
我在談論可能發生的事情 嘿!，哦，好的 我明白了 That I talk about what could happen. Hey, it Oh, okay. I see.
它還在繼續 It continues.
但實際上，剩下的... But actually, the rest of it...
真的就算湊合 Is really just okay.
實際上有點無聊 不，不，我 It's actually kind of boring. No, no. I It's
我喜歡這個 I'm enjoying this.
哇! 他們真的給了你很大的空間 Wow. They really gave you a lot of space.
哦，該死 又殺死了另一個 Oh, damn. Killed another one.
如果我連一株植物都養不活 How am I ever supposed to take care of
我怎麼能照顧一個孩子呢？ A kid if I can't even keep a plant alive?
噢! 那你還指望什麼？老兄 Well, what'd you expect, man?
你買了一棟房子 一棟有多餘的房間 You bought a house A house with a spare room.
多餘的房間怎麼了？ What's the matter with a spare room?
它是空的，約翰，這就是它的問題所在 It's empty, John, that's what's wrong with it.
你知道還有什麼是空的嗎？ You know what else is empty?
她的子宮 Her womb.
我只是擔心珍妮的第7步 什麼? I'm just worried that Jenny's at, like, step seven. What?
她把她的一生都組織和計劃好了... She's got her whole life organized and planned out...
按照這些步驟 好吧，那太可怕了 According to these steps. Okay, that's scary.
難以置信 你想要我的建議嗎？讓她，就像，養隻小鳥 Unbelievable. You want my advice? Get her, like, a bird.
或者小狗之類的 Or a puppy or something.
小型的鸚鵡之類的? A parakeet or something?
除了你，她還得照顧其他的活物 Something other than you that she has to take care of.
你有了孩子，你就是爸爸 你不再有自己的生活了 You got a kid, you're a dad. You're not you anymore.
你有一條狗，你就是主人 You got a dog, you're a Master.
你還是個男人 還能享受生活 You're still a guy. Still got a life.
完全正確 養條狗 Exactly. And a dog.
是的，但你已經讓她的鐘停了好幾年了 Yeah, but you've stopped her clock for a few years.
我從來沒有養過狗 沒什麼大不了的 你餵他們 I've never had a dog. There's nothin' to it. You feed 'em.
你帶狗狗遛遛，時不時地把他們放出來 You walk 'em. You let 'em out every now and again.
但這並不重要 But it doesn't really matter.
你不是那個照顧牠的人，交給珍妮 You're not the one that's gonna take care of it, Jenny is.
塞巴斯蒂安! 喲! Sebastian! Yo.
你出差被批准了 上路吧! Your travel's been approved. Hit the road.
你要去哪裡？我要去哥倫比亞 Where you goin'? I'm going to Colombia.
我認識下面一個夥計說 I got a guy down there says
他能安排我接近巴勃羅·埃斯科瓦爾(大毒梟)旁邊 he can put me next to Pablo Escobar.
我在寫篇專題 I'm doin' a piece
我從雨林到邁阿密一路追蹤毒品交易 I follow a single coca leaf from the jungle to the streets of miami.
這聽起來是個好主意 你在下面要小心 That sounds like a good idea. You gotta be careful down there
戈爾曼! 戈-戈羅甘 Gorman! G-Grogan.
戈爾登 郡裡的垃圾場發生了火災 Groden. There's a fire in the county dump
甲烷洩漏 甲烷嗎? Methane leak. Methane?
是的 我想要兩大段的採訪記錄 Yeah. I want two paragraphs for the blotter.
甲烷現場 伍德沃德和伯恩斯坦 Methane. Woodward and Bernstein,
非常沉痛的悲痛 Eat your heart out.
那麼養哪種狗呢? What kind of dog?
你還記得凱羅琳嗎? 那個護士? You remember Caroline? The nurse?
她以前是護理學校教師 我不知道 She was a nursery school teacher. I don't know.
不管怎樣，她有一條叫黛西的好狗 Anyway, she had this great dogDaisy.
那是一隻拉布拉拉狗 It was a labradoodle.
拉布拉拉犬? 你是說拉布拉多犬吧! Labradoodle? You mean a labrador.
好吧! 給她買條拉布拉多犬 All right. Get her a labrador.
應該像孩子一樣，只是更容易訓練 Supposed to be just like kids, only easier to train.
拉布拉拉犬? 拜託 Labradoodle? Come on.
這裡聞起來不像I Hop餐廳啊! This does not smell like an I hop.
我知道 首先我們會有個小小的驚喜 I know. We got a little surprise first.
我們開始吧! 現在，我要你走在這裡，親愛的 Here we go. Now, I want you to walk right here, my dear.
好吧! Okay.
來吧! 哦，天哪! Come on. Oh, god.
你是戈羅甘嗎? 對 You Grogan? Yes.
一小時前就等著你了 你會喜歡這個的 Expected you an hour ago. You're gonna like this.
好了 上台階 Okay, step up.
抱歉這裡很亂 Sorry about the mess
還有譟音和氣味 發生了什麼事？ And the noise and the smell. What's happening?
拜託 Come on.
我能看嗎? 不 不 差不多了 差不多了 Can I look? No, no. Just-Almost. Almost.
好的 好的 準備好了嗎？真的嗎？ Okay. Okay. Ready? Really?
一，二，三 去吧! 生日快樂 One, two, three. Go. Happy birthday.
什麼？What?
天啊，牠們真可愛 God, they're adorable.
哦，我的生日還有一個月呢! Oh, my My birthday's not for a month.
沒關係 無論如何，他們三個星期都不能離開這裡 That's okay. They can't leave for three weeks anyway.
我們沒有討論這事 We didn't discuss this.
我知道，但這是一個驚喜 你不能 I know, but it's a surprise. You can't.
嗨!，夥計們 上個月剛收養了這個狗媽媽 Hi, guys. Just adopted the mom last month.
丟棄她的家人甚至不知道她懷孕了 Family that gave her up didn't even know she was pregnant.
你確定我們準備好了嗎？就像我告訴你的... Are you sure we're ready for this? Well, like I told you...
你得等三個星期，讓它們斷奶 You gotta wait three weeks for them to
然後才能帶回家 Be weaned before you can bring 'em home.
我甚至都不會在這裡 為什麼? I'm not even gonna be here. Why?
我會在基因斯維爾報導那場審判 哦，沒錯 I'll be in Gainesville, covering that trial. Oh, that's right.
沒關係 這會讓我有機會和牠建立聯繫... That's okay. It'll give me a chance to bond with him...
並且在訓練他們時搶先一步，這是真的 And get a head start on training 'em That's true.
在你回家前管的牠服服帖帖的 這也對 Get 'em squared away before you get home. That's true.
噢! 那我們怎麼選呢？母的300 Well, how are we gonna pick one? Girls are 300.
公的275 Boys are 275.
除了那個小傢伙 他嘛! Except for that little guy there. Him
你甚至可以花200 You could have for 200 even.
這隻嗎? 你真可愛呀! This one? You're so sweet.
你就像一隻清倉大拍賣小狗 You're like a little clearance puppy.
你好，小狗 這隻喜歡你 Hello, puppy. This one likes you.
清倉狗狗喜歡你 Clearance puppy likes you.
噢! 牠是你們的了 Well, that's your guy.
不管怎樣我就要帶你走了 I was gonna pick you anyway.
不要告訴任何狗狗 不要告訴其他狗狗 Don't tell anybody. Don't tell the others.
我們得加倍努力 親愛的，就在這兒等一會兒 We gotta double. Time it just a little here, honey.
真希望我不用去 你在開玩笑嗎？ Really wish I didn't have to go. Are you kidding me?
一定會很棒的 你花了八個月的時間做這個審判了 It's gonna be great. You spent eight months on this trial.
老實說，我很嫉妒 真的嗎？ Honestly, I'm jealous. Really?
逃稅案？這就是你嫉妒的原因嗎? Tax evasion? That's what makes you jealous?
噢!，這比減速壟還更性感 Well, it's sexier than speed bumps.
好吧，你一把牠送回家就給我打電話 好的 好的 Okay, you call me the minute you get him home. Okay. Okay.
我們還必須給牠起個名字 We also have to come up with a name for him.
好的 讓我們集思廣益吧! Yes. Let's brainstorm it.
在你回來之前，我就叫牠清倉狗狗 I'll just call him clearance puppy till you get back.
你會沒事吧？ Are you gonna be okay?
你擔心我和一隻小狗在一起？ You're worried about me with a puppy?
我是 我，約翰·戈羅甘? I am. Me, John friggin' Grogan?
我知道 再見 我愛你 你看起來很漂亮 I know. Good-Bye. I love you. You look pretty.
謝謝 我愛你 拜 好的 拜 Thank you. I love you. Bye. Okay. Bye.
你好嗎？夥計 How ya doin' there, buddy?
對你來說是個重要的日子 Kind of a big day for you.
讓我們聽收音機 Let's listen to the radio.
沒聲音真尷尬 Awkward silences.
你喜歡那嗎？你喜歡鮑勃·馬利嗎?(雷鬼樂教父) You like that? You like Bob Marley?
鮑勃 那是個好名字嗎？ Bob. That be a good name?
鮑勃 鮑勃 過來，鮑勃 還是羅伯特？ Bob. Bob. Come here, Bob. Or Robert?
當你年紀大了 更有尊嚴 When you got older. More dignified.
馬利? Marley?
你喜歡那個 You like that.
真是不錯 That has a nice ring to it.
好的 來吧! Okay. Come on
你還是在副駕駛充當保護人好了 It's better if you ride shotgun.
因為我們不想發生車禍 Because we don't wanna have a car crash
我們在一起的第一天 Our first real day together.
好吧! 過來 過來 Okay, come here. Come here.
今天是大日子 你可以過來開車 It's a big day. You can ride over here.
也許今天沒關係 僅僅這一次 Maybe it's okay today. Just this one time.
我們要靠邊停車，我們可以解釋 We get pulled over, we explain
我們可以解釋一下情況 We explain what the circumstances are.
發生了什麼事？米勒家被搶了 What happened? The Millers got robbed.
又被搶了嗎? 幸好我有隻看門狗 Again? Good thing I got a watchdog.
嘿!，夥計 牠牙齒蠻鋒利的 Hey, buddy. He's got some teeth.
哦，是的 Oh, yeah.
我要給牠弄點水喝 I'll get him some water.
你不會把他關在後院 是吧？ You're not gonna keep him in the backyard, are you?
我要把他關在車庫裡，直到我把他訓練好了 I'm gonna keep him in the garage till I get him house trained.
不，馬利，馬利，馬利 不，不 No, Marley, Marley, Marley. No, no.
不，不，不，不 No, no, no, no.
你已經吃得夠多食物了，馬利 You've had enough food, Marley.
已經吃了兩大碗狗食了 You've had two bowls of kibble.
你還咀嚼了車裡半條安全帶 You had half a seat belt in the car.
蛤! 你怎麼還能吃下去? Huh. H-How are you still eating?
我不明白你能把食物都裝哪裡了 I don't understand where you can put it.
這是馬利要睡的小盒子 Here's the little box where Marley's gonna bunk down.
相當舒服 Pretty cozy.
好吧! 晚安 All right. Good night.
你會沒事的 You're gonna be okay.
我就在屋裡面 I'm just right inside.
睡個好覺 Sleep tight.
好吧! All right.
拜託 馬利 Come on, Marley.
你真是要累死我，你知道嗎？ You're killin' me, you know that?
哦，我們要在女主人回來之前收拾乾淨 Oh, we got some cleanin' up to do before the missus gets back.
好吧! All right.
我要去機場... I'm off to the airport...
而你將就在你的小盒子裡安全度過雨 And you're gonna ride out the rain right in your little box.
只是打雷 我轉眼就回來了 It's just a little thunder. Back in a flash.
上車吧! 在這裡 哦，噢! 我的天啊！ Get in. Here. Oh, my god!
嗨! 你好嗎? Hi. How are you?
我的小狗怎麼樣了？我沒事 How's my puppy? I'm okay.
有點累，但儘量保持乾燥 A little tired, but trying to stay dry.
不，真的 牠怎麼樣了？正在等你 No, really. How is he? Waiting for you.
你聽到了嗎？那是 我想那是馬利 Do you hear that? Is that I think that's Marley.
哦，我的天啊! Oh, my god.
哦，我的天啊! 看看這個！ Oh, my god. Look at this!
我走之前可不是這樣子的 This is not how I left it.
你離開牠多久了？我離開牠大概一個小時 How long did you leave him? I left him for maybe an hour.
一流的 他把石膏板吃了嗎? Tops. Did he eat the drywall?
哦! 那可不對 Oh, that's not right.
這只是一隻小狗幹的 That's one little dog did that.
哦，親愛的，你在顫抖 Oh, honey, you're shaking.
雷聲嚇到你了嗎？先生 Does thunder scare you, mister?
哦，呵! 可愛的小淘氣 Oh, ho. Sweet boy.
哦! 瞧瞧我們 Oh, look at us.
所以我在這個山洞裡...而我能感覺到機關槍 So I'm in this cave and...And I can feel the machine guns.
那裡是，就像，有9架機關槍圍繞著我 There's, like, nine of them around me.
什麼，像Ak-47嗎? 卡拉什尼科夫衝鋒鎗 What, like ak-47 s? Kalashnikov.
然後埃斯科瓦爾進來並說 埃斯科瓦爾? And then Escobar comes in and says Escobar?
大毒梟 是的 他說："我讀過你關於卡扎菲的報道... El padrino Yeah. He says, "I read your piece on gadhafi...
我認為你完美地捕捉到了他的孤芳自賞" And I think you captured his narcissism perfectly."
你能相信嗎？其中一些 Can you believe that? Some of it.
老兄，我真希望你能在那裡 Man, I wish you could have been there.
不過誰去報導德拉海灘 But then who's gonna cover the power
扶輪社(社會服務組織)的權利鬥爭問題呢？ Struggle down at the rotary club in Delray?
哦，真是太瘋狂了 Oh, it's been just crazy.
朋友 你會有你的機會的 我要為此乾杯 Your time will come, amigo. I'll drink to that.
那太瘋狂了 哦，我的天啊! That was crazy. Oh, my god.
哦，我的天啊！這是我見過的最可愛的東西了 Oh, my god! That is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
嘿! 打個招呼，馬利 Hey. Say hello, Marley.
嘿，小馬利 我能抱抱牠嗎？ Hey, little Marley. Can I hold him?
當然 給你 Of course. Here you go.
牠真可愛 哦，我喜歡狗狗的喘氣 He's so cute. Oh, I love their puppy breath.
哦! 美女們來認識一下我的朋友塞巴斯蒂安? Oh. Have you guys met my buddy Sebastian?
塞巴斯蒂安 我是薇薇安 很高興見到你 Sebastian. Viviana. Nice to meet you.
嗨! 我是珊娜 嘿，牠是個美人，不是嗎？ Hi. I'm Shannon. Hey, he's a beauty, isn't he?
牠很可愛 He's adorable.
我認為"小狗代替嬰兒"的想法正在奏效 I think the "puppy instead of a baby" idea is working.
是的 對我也很管用 Yeah, it's certainly working for me.
我可以帶牠和我回家嗎? Can I take him home with me?
你可真可愛 是的，你是 You're so cute. Yes, you are.
我不能把狗狗給你 I can't let you have the puppy,
但你可能有機會和那大塊頭在一起 But you might have a shot with the big dog.
我很容易養 哦，你很容易養 I'm easy. Oh, you're easy.
而且我會耍把戲 我有教養 And I do tricks. I'm paper trained.
馬利! 馬利! Marley! Marley!
回來狗狗 馬利! 馬利! Come back, puppy. Marley! Marley!
馬利! Marley!
馬利! 馬利! Marley. Marley!
馬利! 狗狗! Marley! Puppy!
抓住他了 謝謝 你必須更加小心，老兄 Got him. Thanks. You have got to be more careful, man.
這是我們在一起的第一個星期 It's our first week together,
所以我們還在解決問題 So we're still working out the kinks.
你要是沒訓練好自己家的狗 You really shouldn't bring a dog down
千萬不要帶他到狗的海灘 To the dog beach until he's trained.
好的，可以把狗還給我嗎? Okay, can I get the dog back?
除非你完全有信心，否則千萬不要讓他鬆開皮帶 Never let him off leash unless you have complete confidence.
好的 這是兩郡之間唯一... Okay. This is the only beach in two counties...
不禁止狗狗出沒的海灘 好的 Where dogs aren't banned. All right.
警察看到有人在水邊撒尿或大便 Cops see anybody peeing or pooping down by the water,
他們會讓我們關門的 They'll shut us down.
你為什麼覺得好笑嗎? Why is that funny to you?
我只是很不成熟 I'm just very immature.
卡文! Calvin!
看到了嗎？你真該慶幸自己不是卡文? See? Aren't you glad you're not Calvin?
看你多幸福啊? See how easy you got it?
馬利 不要! Marley, stop!
馬利 馬利 Marley. Marley.
親愛的，那條狗把我的 Honey, the dog's got my
馬利 不要 Marley, no.
馬利，你不能穿過紗門 Marley, you can't go through a screen door.
感恩節快樂 Happy thanksgiving.
你也是 You too.
馬利! Marley!
好像還有其他人選 It just seems like that there's other guys.
比如，我就不明白你為什麼想到我 我左右為難 Like, I don't understand why you thought of me. I'm in a bind.
是的，但我是一名記者 我不是專欄作家 Yeah, but I'm a reporter. I'm not a columnist.
約翰，你的薪水更高... John, you get better pay...
你可以選擇自己的時間和主題 You can pick your own hours and choose your own topics.
你為什麼猶豫不決？不，我在考慮 Why are you hesitating? No, I'm thinking.
不，你在猶豫 No, you're hesitating.
我在給你一個升職機會，而你卻猶豫不決 I'm offering you a promotion, and you're hesitating.
我從未認為自己是專欄作家 I never saw myself as a columnist.
好吧，把它想像成 Well, think of it as one of those times
你給自己驚喜的時候 When you surprise yourself.
好吧! 約翰 只是幾周時間... Okay. John, it's only a couple of times a week...
直到我找到代替傑瑞的人 Till I get a replacement for Jerry.
那你就可以回去幹什麼 Then you can go back to doing whatever the hell
那是你在做的 It was you were doing.
你在幹什麼？訃告，甲烷洩漏 What were you doing? Obituaries, methane leaks.
這個你可以嗎? 是的 Are you okay with this? Yes.
你看起來不太興奮 不，這是升職 You don't seem very thrilled. No, it's a promotion.
如果你願意，我們可以取消加薪 不，不 We could take away the raise in pay if you like. No, no.
我-謝謝你 I'm-Thank you.
好吧! 現在你說話了 繼續 開始工作吧! All right. Now you're talking. Go on. Get to work.
哦！馬利 我想牠把我的肩膀脫臼了 Oh! Marley. I think he dislocated my shoulder.
天啊! 牠甚至連腳跟都不跟 God. He doesn't even heel.
不好好散步 牠只是狂奔 He doesn't walk. He just sprints.
馬利 天啊! Marley God.
馬利 不要 Marley, stop.
我今天不得不把牠從三條狗身上拽下來 I had to pull him off three dogs today.
貴賓犬嗎? 除其他外 Poodles? Among others.
我說我們把牠送到農場去 I say we give him away to a farm.
若狗失控的話 我們通常不是那麼做的嗎? Isn't that usually what you do with dogs that are out of control?
噢，通常你會訓練牠們 Well, usually you usually you train them.
或者你訓練他們 來吧! 下去 繼續下去 Or you train 'em. Come on. Down. Go on.
你在幹什麼？ What are you doing?
阿爾尼給了我個專欄 Arnie gave me a column.
你在開玩笑嗎？寶貝，那太好了 Are you kidding? Baby, that's great.
哦，是的 這是一大榮幸 Oh, yeah. It's a big honor.
我要寫分區法... I get to write about zoning laws...
還要對攤售問題進行評論 And give my opinion on yard sales.
哇! 徹底地，孩子 輕鬆而熱情 Whoa. Down, boy. Easy with the enthusiasm.
噢! 不 這只是 Well, no, it's just,
當別人寫這些廢話時，我甚至都不讀 I don't even read this crap when other people write it.
現在我應該，你知道，每週寫兩篇專欄？ Now I'm supposed to, you know, write two columns a week?
而週二你什麼也沒寫出來 And you got nothin' for tuesday.
對 我週二什麼也沒寫出來 No. I got nothin' for tuesday.
我打賭你一定會想到一些事情的 I bet you're gonna think of something.
現在 看 這給了我一點靈感 Now, see, this gives me a little inspiration,
但不是有關專欄的 But it's not for a column.
更像是 It's more like
看看馬利 現在他在吃地板 Look at Marley. Now he's eating the floor.
馬利 不要 Marley, stop.
馬利，你真是無藥可救 Marley, you're incorrigible.
無藥可救? 我不相信那個詞 Incorrigible? I don't believe in that word.
每隻狗都想學習 Every dog wants to learn.
嘿! 過來這兒 寶貝 Hey, come here, baby.
是的，你是個好女孩 你是個好女孩 Yes, you're a good girl. You're a good girl.
當然，如果主人意志薄弱的話，牠們就無法學習 Course, they can't learn if their parents are weak-willed.
是的 噢，我的意志很堅強，但是 Yeah. Well, I'm pretty strong-Willed, but
馬利 向馬利問好 Marley Say hello to Marley.
你們誰來當教練？ So which of you is gonna be the trainer?
噢! 我們認為我們倆都會的 Well, we both thought we would,
因為我們想讓牠在家裡聽我們兩個的 Cause we'd like him to listen to both of us at home.
我們也結婚了 是的。 不，不，不，不 We're married too. Yeah. No, no, no, no.
一條狗只能有一個主人 A dog can only have one master.
你們中誰在你們的關係中 Which one of you has the most natural authority
擁有最自然的權威？ In your own relationship?
噢，也許我會站在那裡開始 Well, maybe I'll stand over there for the beginning.
我也是這樣想的 我們來吧? I thought so. Shall we?
天啊! 好的 坐 Geez! All right, sit.
坐 坐 Sit. Sit.
馬利 坐 Sit. Marley.
好的 馬利 馬利 坐 Okay. Marley Marley, sit.
這個，班級，這是一個典型的例子， This, class, is a classic example of a dog
一條狗愚蠢地被允許相信 Who has foolishly been allowed to believe
自己是群中的頭號公狗 He is the alpha male of the pack
因此，牠永遠不可能是一個快樂的動物 And therefore, he can never be a happy animal.
是的 他看起來很可憐 Yeah. He looks pretty miserable.
你，小丑，輪換進來 You, joker, rotate in.
並摘掉太陽鏡 And lose the sunglasses.
狗喜歡直視人眼睛 Dog likes to be looked at in the eye.
我幫你拿 I got it.
好的 好的 你抓住牠了？ Okay. Okay. You got him?
是的 好的 Yeah. Okay.
所以 給你的狗套上項圈 So. Collar your dogs.
好孩子 Good boy.
好的 狗在左邊 All right, dogs on the left.
聽我數到三 On the count of three.
1 2 3 走 One, two, three. Let's go.
不錯 非常好 Very nice. Very good.
好 Good.
嘿! 糾正他！ Hey! Correct him!
控制那條狗 Rein in that dog.
好的 好的 同學們 All right. All right, class.
來吧! 我們再排成一排 Come on. Let's line up again.
同學們，這是一個有信心的簡單問題... Class, it's a simple question of having confidence...
對自己的權威 In your own authority.
我現在演示一個簡單的走法 I shall now demonstrate a simple walk.
好嗎? All right?
戈羅甘先生? Mr. Grogan?
不好意思 我可以嗎？ Sorry. May I?
好吧，即使是一隻不守規矩的狗... All right, even an unruly dog...
也喜歡服從牠的主人 Likes to obey his leader.
馬利，跟我走 Marley, heel.
對 Yeah.
馬利 馬利! Marley. Marley!
馬利! 馬利! Marley! Marley!
馬利 Marley.
當心 馬利 不要! Careful. Marley, no!
馬利! Marley!
啊！夠了 牠被開除了 Aaah! that's it. he is out.
抱歉 牠一般只對貴賓犬這麼做 Sorry. usually he does this with poodles.
那條狗對其他人有不良影響 That dog is a bad influence on the others.
現在，發情就和病毒一樣 Now, leg humping is like a virus.
一旦它在狗群中蔓延開來 絕對不行 Once it takes hold of the group no.
好的 牠必須得走 okay. he has got to go.
可能是因為你的頭髮 It was maybe your hair.
讓牠想起了貴賓犬 永遠不要帶牠回來 reminded him of a poodle. never bring him back.
打從一開始 她就盯上我了 Right from the beginning she had me in her sights.
我知道 她真的是 馬利完全不肯聽她的廢話 I know. she really did. marley wouldn't take any of her crap.
這就是牠被踢出去的原因 That's why he got kicked out.
你現在是世界上最壞的狗了 You are now the world's worst dog.
你被馴服學校開除了 You've been kicked out of obedience school.
你知道，我們還有別的辦法 You know, there is something else that we could do.
不，我知道 我們只要買個 No, I know. we just-we get a
不，不，不，不，不，不 我在笑，但我是認真的 不 No. no, no, no, no, no. I'm smiling, but I'm serious. no.
不會很糟糕的 老兄 It's not gonna be so bad, buddy.
你會看到的 性被高估了 You'll see. sex is overrated.
哦，我不能告訴你，因為你知道這是個謊言 Aw, I can't tell you that, 'cause you know it's a lie.
可憐的東西 Poor son of a bitch.
好的 你想上來嗎？是的 這是我至少能做的 Okay. you wanna come up? yeah. that's the least I can do.
馬利! 呼吸點新鮮空氣 marley! get a little fresh air.
哦，天哪! 好像要讓它去送死一樣 Oh, gosh. it's like he's walking the plank.
我的意思是，這讓我心碎，因為牠太高興了 I mean, that's what breaks my heart, is he's so happy.
牠不知道會發生什麼 親愛的，牠會沒事的 he doesn't know what's coming. honey, he's gonna be fine.
哦，不，不，不 那讓我很緊張 牠沒事的 oh, no, no, no. that makes me nervous. he's okay.
牠只是透透氣 He's just getting a little air.
就像老鼠和人一樣 It's like of mice and men.
不，馬利 噢，約翰，別這樣 no, marley oh, john, please
哦，我的天啊! 牠要逃出去了 oh, my god. he's makin' a break for it.
牠知道了我們邪惡的計劃 He's onto our evil plan.
靠邊停車 我不能停在這裡 我不能 pull over. I can't stop here. I can't.
親愛的，靠邊停車 我正在努力 車流量很大 honey, pull over. I'm trying to. there's a ton of traffic.
靠邊停車！好吧，好吧! 好吧! pull over! all right, all right. all right.
天哪! 我需要一些幫助 jesus. I need a little help here.
嘿，給牠戴個皮帶 Hey, get a leash.
閉嘴 他今天失去了理智 讓他放鬆一下 shut up. he's losing his balls today. cut him some slack.
你抓到他了嗎？小心點 小心點 You got him? careful. careful.
這只是草稿，因為我想再改一下 This is a rough draft, 'cause I'd like to take another pass at it.
你知道，那個開頭，我想我可能想要 You know, the beginning, I think I might want
我想我們可能可以去掉 I think we can maybe lose that,
因為我覺得這有點"開玩笑” 'cause I think it gets a little bit "jokey."
我只是重讀了一遍，但我認為它根本不起作用 我很抱歉 I just reread it, and I didn't think it really worked at all. I'm sorry.
我要回去做分區工作 等等 等一下 I'm gonna go back and do the zoning piece. wait. wait a minute.
你幹嘛道歉? 這文章太棒了 What are you apologizing for? this stuff is hysterical.
真的嗎? 我都笑破肚皮了 really? I'm laughing my head off at this.
被逐出訓練學校... The-the getting kicked out of obedience school...
發情，大逃亡 The humping, the great escape
這真是有趣的事 我笑死了 That's really funny stuff. I'm laughing my ass off.
這是歇斯底里的東西 It's hysterical stuff.
按原樣運行 Run it the way it is.
謝謝 Thanks.
聽著 你知道是什麼讓它起作用的嗎？ Listen. you know what makes it work?
它之所以奏效，是因為你全身心投入其中 我喜歡這樣 What makes it work is that you put yourself into it. I like that.
很好 聽著，我知道你畢竟是個記者... Good. look, I know you're a reporter at all...
但是你能再做一些像這樣的事情嗎？ But could you do a few more things like this?
當然 太好了 Sure. great.
好的，很好 告訴你的狗不要太難過 Okay, great. and tell your dog not to feel too bad.
遲早我們都會變老太監的 Sooner or later, we all lose our balls.
嘿，很高興知道 Hey, good to know.
在馬利的親吻中醒來 Woke up to a kiss from marley.
散步變成了跑步 Went for a walk that turned into a run.
乘著汽船 Took an airboat ride.
寫了一篇關於大沼澤地死亡的專欄 wrote a column about the death of the everglades.
在後院種了棵橙子樹 Planted an orange tree in the backyard.
在公園裏向馬利扔棍子 看著他在海灣裡游泳 Threw sticks for marley in the park. watched him swim in the bay.
看著他偷了別人的飛盤 Watched him steal some guy's frisbee.
給那傢伙買了一個新的飛盤 bought a new frisbee for the guy.
給馬利洗了個澡 與作家街區合作 Gave marley a bath. went to work with writers' block.
希望有勇氣罷工 不會的 Hoped for inspiration to strike. nada.
買了一件新襯衫 有一個新鍵盤 Got a new shirt. got a new keyboard.
拿到老樣子工資 和塞巴斯蒂安一起去玩風帆衝浪 Got the same old paycheck. went wind surfing with sebastian.
認識他的新女朋友薩沙 認識了他的另一個新女友安吉 Met his new girlfriend sasha. met his other new girlfriend angie.
觀看糢特在海浪中擺姿勢 Watched models posing in the surf.
寫了一篇關於南海灘發展的專欄文章 Wrote a column about the growth of south beach.
在柯多茲酒店採訪了格洛利亞和艾米利諾 Interviewed gloria and emilio estefan at the cordozo hotel.
給他們介紹了珍妮，她像個十幾歲的孩子一樣滔滔不絕講話 Introduced them to jenny, who gushed like a teenager.
到購物中心 買了一個圖案詭異的枕頭 Went shopping at the mall. bought a sharper image pillow.
睡得像個嬰兒 發現馬利在吃枕頭 Slept like a baby. caught marley eating the pillow.
對珍妮隱瞞了證據 Hid the evidence from jenny.
在廚房清理馬利的嘔吐物 cleaned up marley's vomit in the kitchen.
幫珍妮做飯 Helped jenny make dinner.
義大利麵煮過頭了 捲入了一場食物大戰 overcooked the spaghetti. got into a food fight.
校對珍妮的專欄 閱讀塞巴斯蒂安的最新作品 Proofread jenny's column. read sebastian's latest opus.
和馬利一起跑步來消除沮喪 Went running with marley to burn off frustration.
沒有看到牠咬斷皮帶 追了牠15個街區 Didn't see him chew through the leash. chased him 15 blocks.
不得不打電話叫珍妮搭便車 Had to call jenny for a ride.
寫了一篇關於油價的專欄文章 Wrote a column about gas prices.
寫了一篇關於水價的專欄文章 wrote a column about water prices.
在我們的樹上發現了一個小橘子 珍妮對自己很滿意 Found one tiny orange on our tree. jenny very pleased with herself.
發現了我的第一根白髮 發現了珍妮的第一根白髮 Found my first gray hair. found jenny's first gray hair.
給珍妮買花 Bought jenny flowers.
從馬利手中救出了我們的新郵差 Rescued our new mailman from marley.
從馬利手中救出一名UPS快遞員 rescued a u.p.s. guy from marley.
邀請我的父母來做客 Invited my parents to visit.
帶他們去南海灘一個涼爽的地方吃飯 Took them out to dinner at a cool place on south beach.
為了付賬時和父親吵了一架 Got into a fight with dad over the check.
為錢的事和父親吵了一架 Got into a fight with dad about money.
為所有的爭吵和珍妮吵了一架 Got into a fight with jenny about all the fighting.
開車送我父母去機場 Drove my parents to the airport.
聽他們抱怨沒有孫子 Listened to them complain about not having grandchildren.
跟蹤報道一場前往佛羅里達州南部的颶風 Tracked a hurricane heading for south florida.
颶風期間躲在浴室裡 Hid in the bathroom during the hurricane.
在黑暗中坐了三天 sat in the dark for three days.
寫了一篇關於搶劫者的專欄 寫了一篇關於志願者的專欄 Wrote a column about looters. wrote a column about volunteers.
寫了一篇關於空調之美的專欄 Wrote a column about the beauty of air conditioning.
看著馬利挖掘埋藏的寶藏 Watched marley dig for buried treasure.
在奧蘭多與珍的姐姐和家人共度耶誕節 Spent christmas with jen's sister and her family in orlando.
把馬利留在家裡去狄斯奈樂園 Left marley at their house to go to disney world.
不得不給他們買新的嬰兒傢俱 Had to buy 'em new baby furniture.
看到珍妮抱著小女孩很開心 Saw jen light up around the little girls.
回家時輪胎爆了 寫了一篇關於州警的專欄 Got a flat driving home. wrote a column about state troopers.
寫了一篇關於收費站的專欄 Wrote a column about toll booths.
去吃晚飯慶祝珍妮的加薪 Went to dinner to celebrate jenny's raise.
把馬利綁在桌子上 Tied marley to the table.
馬利 過來! Marley, come here!
追趕馬利和桌子 抓住了桌子 Chased marley and the table. caught the table.
寫了一篇關於馬利拉桌子的專欄文章 Wrote a column about marley pulling the table.
試圖寫一篇關於馬利以外的任何東西的專欄 不行 Tried to write a column about anything but marley. nada.
從我們的樹上摘下橘子 製作橙汁 Picked oranges from our tree. made orange juice.
開車去邁阿密狂吠 Drove down to miami for bark
在馬林魚隊比賽的公園之夜 in the park night at the marlins game.
帶來了馬利，牠原來是一個真正的棒球迷 Brought marley, who turned out to be a real baseball fan.
試圖阻止牠在看臺上追趕界外球 Tried to stop him from chasing a foul ball in the stands.
試圖阻止牠在球場上追趕場內的界外球 Tried to stop him from chasing a foul ball on the field.
寫了一篇關於球賽的專欄 Wrote a column about the ball game.
從塞巴斯蒂安那裡得到了破爛貨 took crap from sebastian about it.
認識了他的新女友 記不起她的名字了 Met his new girlfriend. can't remember her name.
和他們一起浮潛 在一塊珊瑚上割破了我的腿 Went snorkeling with them. cut my leg on a piece of coral.
去了急診室 寫了一篇關於醫院的專欄 Went to the emergency room. wrote a column about hospitals.
去博卡詹妮老闆家尋找復活節彩蛋 Went to an easter egg hunt at jenny's boss's house in boca.
喝了含羞草汁 drank mimosas.
遇到了一個每天做三個吸脂手術的醫生 Met a doctor who does three liposuctions a day.
寫了一篇關於波卡保姆的專欄 Wrote a column about nannies in boca.
寫了一篇關於波卡女性的專欄 Wrote a column about the women of boca.
寫了一篇關於寫專欄的專欄文章 Wrote a column about writing columns.
回家發現珍妮正和馬利跳舞 Came home to find jenny dancing with marley.
試著想出現在不生孩子的理由 Tried to think of reasons not to have a baby now.
沒有 Nada.
你為什麼不讓牠鬆開皮帶？ Why don't you just let him off the leash?
因為雖然我愛牠，但我不信任牠 Because although I love him, I don't trust him.
親愛的，已經兩年了牠都沒惹事了 Honey, it's been two years. he's never had an accident.
我知道，因為我從來沒有鬆開過牠的皮帶 I know, 'cause I never let him off the leash.
我們不會成為讓狗狗沙灘關閉的人 We're not gonna be the guys who get dog beach shut down,
是嗎？馬利 are we, marley?
不行 Nope.
好的 那麼接下來是什麼呢？ Okay. so what's next?
嗯，冰淇淋嗎？ Um, ice cream?
不，我是說在你的清單上 No. I mean on your list.
我的清單？珍 那個清單 My list? jen, the list
我們結婚的時候 Your little play list that you had
你的小遊戲清單上有遊戲計畫 When we got married that had the game plan.
這基本上是我前進的次序 我的計劃? It was basically my marching orders. my plan?
你的計畫 我想知道下一步是什麼 來嚇我吧! Your plan. I wanna know what's next. scare me.
你真的想知道嗎？告訴我吧! You really wanna know? hit me.
噢，新屋頂是一個難以決定的事，很實用 Well, it's a toss-up between the new roof very practical.
還想要一個寶寶 And, uh and a baby.
我可以忍受屋頂漏點小洞 I could live with a few leaks.
真的嗎? 是的，一些 Really? yeah, a couple.
但你知道，但是幾次洩漏可能會變成一次大洩漏... But you know, a couple leaks turn into maybe one big leak...
然後那大洩漏就成了一個很大的責任 And then that big leak becomes a very big responsibility.
這是真的 在我們開始之前... That's true. we may want to think about fixing a lot of things...
我們可能要考慮修復很多東西 親愛的，我們已經修復了馬利 Before we startwell, honey, we already fixed marley.
如果我們修復太多的東西 If we fix too many more things,
那麼我想這段對話就沒有實際意義了 Then I think this conversation becomes moot.
約翰，你是認真的嗎？ John, are you serious?
是的 是的，我想是的 Yeah. yeah, I think so.
你知道我們這裡說的不是真正的屋頂 是的 You realize we're not talking about an actual roof here. yes.
我明白了 說到一半時我發現了 I got that. about halfway through I picked it up.
不過這是一個很好的比喻 Good metaphor though.
你這麼說不僅僅是因為 And you're not just saying this 'cause
你認為這會導致一些有趣的專欄？ You think it'll lead to some funny columns?
親愛的，拜託 我的意思是，如果我得到一些有趣的專欄... Honey, come on. I mean, if I get some funny columns...
那是附帶的損害，我想我們可以忍受 That's collateral damage I think we can live with.
我是說，我準備好了...如果你是 I mean, I'm ready...if you are.
好吧，與其試著生個孩子... Well, instead of trying to have a baby...
為什麼不停止試著不要懷上寶寶呢？ Why don't just stop trying not to have one?
好吧，如果我理解得沒錯的話，我想我是 嗯哼! okay, if I'm following you correctly, and I think I am uh-huh.
這就是一部分-我們回去，我們脫了衣服，我們開始 This is the part-we head back, we take it off, we get it on.
是的，但你會 要是更浪漫點就好了 Yes, but you'll it'll have a little more romance than that.
是的，我們會弄些蠟燭，當然聽點莎黛的歌 莎黛? Yeah, we'll get some candles, some sade of course. sade?
親愛的？是的？ Honey? yeah?
你今天有狗食嗎? Did you have kibble today?
馬利，拜託 馬利，走開 Marley, come on. marley, go.
親愛的，牠是條狗 牠不知道自己在看什麼 Honey, he's a dog. he won't know what he's looking at.
不，不，相信我 牠知道，而且牠對我恨之入骨 No, no, trust me. he knows, and he resents the hell out of me.
走開，馬利 你得走了 哦，寶貝，請集中精神 集中精神 Go on, marley. you have to go. oh, baby, please focus. focus.
好的 好吧! okay. all right.
很好 很好 它甚至比上一次更好 Good. good. it's even better than the last one.
謝謝你 你做得很棒 戈羅甘 Thank you. you're very good, grogan.
我喜歡你上周在波卡寫的那篇關於女人的文章 I like that piece you did in boca last week on the woman.
你叫她什麼？"波卡隆胸狂人" What'd you call her? "boca-hantas."
她做了四次胸部手術是真的嗎？ Is that true she had her boobs done four times?
那是她說的 That's what she said.
極可笑的 你和你老婆的事也是真的嗎? Hysterical. and is that true about you and your wife?
你們想生個孩子嗎? You're trying to have a kid?
噢，你知道，我們並不是真的在嘗試... Well, you know, we're not really trying...
因為我們不大想要 有效嗎? 'Cause we don't wanna how does that work?
你什麼意思？我是說，你們做愛嗎? What do you mean? well, I mean, you having sex?
是的 你不戴避孕套吧? Yeah. did you pull the goalie?
是的 那你就在努力了 Yeah. then you're trying.
恭喜你 幹得好 Congratulations. good work.
"不想嘗試"的嘗試? "Not trying" trying?
哦，是的 當然，如果你讀過我的專欄，你就會知道這一點 Oh, yeah. 'course, you'd know that if you ever read my column.
嘿，恕我直言，但有人讀過你的專欄嗎？ Hey, all due respect, but does anybody ever read your column?
拜託 我把馬利帶到這裡來幫你... Come on. I bring marley out here to help you run your game...
對付這些可憐的女孩，這就是我們得到的感謝 On these poor girls, and this is the thanks we get.
你努力多久了? 幾個月 How long you been at it? a few months.
什麼改變了你的想法？噢，事情是這樣的 What changed your mind? well, here's the thing.
我確實和某人結婚了... I'm actually married to someone...
而且我在乎她想要的東西 And I care about what she wants.
噢! 那是你想要的嗎? Well, is it what you want?
是的 Yeah.
我想這回答了我的另一個問題 是嗎？ I guess that answers my other question. yeah?
我將為《時代》雜誌寫一篇... I'm about to do a piece on the growth...
關於國內毒品交易猖獗的文章 Of the domestic drug trade for the times magazine.
你是紐約時報的自由撰稿人? 是的 You're free lancing for the new york times? yeah.
是的，但這是個大故事 Yeah, but it's a big story.
對一個人來說太大了，呃，我希望你能和我一起寫 Too big for one guy and, uh, I was hoping you'd write it with me.
你在開玩笑嗎？ Are you kidding me?
這是我們一起工作的機會 是的，我很樂意 Be a chance for us to work together. yeah, I would love that.
當然，這將是大量的工作，大量的旅行 Of course, it will be a lot of work, a lot of travel.
我希望如此 I would hope so.
也許對一個要生孩子的人不太適合 Maybe not the best job for, uh, somebody with a kid on the way.
噢，那不一定就在此刻發生 Well, that's not necessarily happening right this very second.
讓我和她說說 她打來了 Let me talk it-there she is.
親愛的，你好嗎？嗨! Honey, how are you? hi.
我打電話只是想讓你知道 I'm just calling to let you know
你床上有個裸體女人 that there's a naked woman in your bed.
你們兩個為什麼不開始 Why don't the two of you get started,
而我會儘快趕到那兒? and I'll be there as soon as I can?
哦，很可笑 Oh, very funny.
但說真的，你現在能回家嗎？ But seriously, can you come home now?
嘿! 我們到家了 Hey. we're home.
你知道嬰兒的事嗎？ You know the baby thing?
我一直在想，也許我們應該緩一下 I've been thinking, maybe we should take a break.
顯然，這不起作用，也許這是大自然... Obviously it's not working, and maybe it's nature's way...
的說法 現在時機不對 Of saying now's not the right timing.
我的意思是，也許這是一個跡象，表明我們還沒有做好準備 I mean, maybe it's a sign that we're not quite ready for this, that
我是說，我們真的想過這個嗎? 約翰 I mean, have we really thought this john.
我懷孕了 I'm pregnant.
太棒了 great.
哇! 太棒了 真的嗎? Wow. great. really?
真的 是的 Yeah. yes.
你是 你剛才說 You were-you were just saying
不，別擔心 那就 像是 No, don't worry. that was, like
現在聽起來很尷尬，好像我有這個，就像... It sounds so awkward now, like I just have this, like...
非常，你知道，沒道理的白癡的獨白... Very, you know, idiotic soliloquy that doesn't apply...
而我真的很興奮 And I'm really excited.
你想再來一遍嗎? 我很樂意 Do you want to start over? I would love to.
那太好了 我們可以嗎？當然可以 That would be great. can we? by all means.
好的 Good.
我懷孕了 什麼？不！ I'm pregnant. what? no!
真的! Yes!
聽著 別和我犯一樣的錯誤 Listen. don't make the same mistake I did.
什麼? 很快就會有一天... What? there's gonna come a time very soon...
她的腳踝很快就會腫起來 不，我已經準備好了 Where her ankles are gonna swell up. no, I'm ready for that.
她臉上會全是紅斑 是的 She's gonna have blotches all over her face. yeah.
她會超重40磅 She'll be 40 pounds overweight.
她會一直嘔吐的 我還沒準備好 She'll be throwing up all the time. I'm not ready for that.
她會看著你而且她會說... She's gonna look at you and she's gonna say...
“你這個混蛋，你這樣對我” "you bastard. you did this to me."
那激情哪去了? 你知道的 What-what happened to the glow? the-you know, the
沒有激情了 給她買個禮物 There's no glow. get her a gift.
那會消除一些憤怒 That'll dissipate some of the anger.
呃，耳環，呃，手鐲 Uh, earrings, uh, bracelet
那考慮得真周到 這是個好主意 That's thoughtful. it's a good idea.
也許我現在就去買 Maybe I'll get on it right now.
街角有家珠寶店 There's a jewelry store on the corner.
好吧! 提到我的名字 All right. mention my name.
噢! 約翰 Oh, john.
真是太美了 It's just beautiful.
真是...太美了 It's just...beautiful.
親愛的 謝謝你 Honey, thank you.
別客氣 我只是路過這裡想你 You're welcome. I was just walking by this-thinking of you
是嗎？我在櫥窗裡看到它而我走... Yeah? and I saw that in the window and I go...
"我要買下這" 真是太好了 "I'm getting this." that's so sweet.
是的，噢! 你喜歡它嗎？我愛死它了 Yeah, well do you like it? I love it.
是的 好吧，戴上它 或者我來幫你戴上 我認為這會帶來更好的運氣 Yeah, well, put it on. or let me put it on. I think it's better luck.
它去哪兒了？你用它做了什麼？ Where'd it go? what'd you do with it?
我想，你剛把它放下 我剛剛還有它 You just set it down, I thought. I just had it.
你掉了嗎？不，我把它放在這裡了 Did you drop it? no, I put it right here.
它不可能憑空消失 It didn't just disappear.
噢! 天哪! Oh, god.
馬利 不，馬利，吐出來 不，不 Marley. no marley, spit it out. no, no.
去廚房 去廚房 Go to the kitchen. go to the kitchen.
馬利，我有好吃的 Marley, I have a treat.
過來 Come here.
穩住 馬利 穩住 Stay. marley, stay.
好孩子 好的 Good boy. yeah.
馬利! Marley!
過來 馬利 Come here, marley.
天哪! Geez.
馬利 吐出來 馬利 Marley, drop it. marley.
馬利 它在那裡嗎？哦，親愛的，我沒看見 Marley. is it there? oh, honey, I don't see it.
馬利，你得停止吃芒果 Marley, you gotta lay off the mangoes.
你知道，幾年前，當我想像我的生活 You know, years ago, when I imagined my life...
不知怎的站在後院... Somehow standing in the backyard...
用水管沖洗你的大便 Hosing down your crap,
尋找我妻子那條被吞掉再拉出來的... looking for my wife's swallowed, recycled...
我從來沒有想到過討好老婆的禮物 Ass-kissing gift never jumped to mind.
這說明你得有遠大的夢想... Which shows you gotta dream big...
因為 哦! 中頭彩了 'cause oh. jackpot.
天哪，那條項鍊很漂亮 如此閃亮 My, that's a lovely necklace. so shiny.
是的，沒錯 你那隻瘋狗怎麼樣了？ Yes, it is. and how's that crazy dog of yours?
我每週都看你的專欄 I read your columns every week.
哦! 所以你就是那個人 oh. so you're the one.
我想你會從下周的專欄中得到樂趣的 I think you'll get a kick out of next week's column.
心跳會像小火車一樣快 這很正常的 The heartbeat'll be very fast like a little train. that's normal.
現在說性別還為時過早嗎？ Is it too early to tell the sex?
我並不在乎 I not that I care.
可以是男性，也可以是女性，無論他想要什麼性別 Can be male, female whatever sex he wants.
明確的生殖器... unambiguous genitalia...
如果我能選擇 但是 噓! 等等 If I had my druthers, but shh. hang on.
有時會聽不見，這取決於嬰兒的撒謊程度 Sometimes you can't hear it, depending on how the baby's lying.
你已經10周了，對吧？星期一我就滿10周了 You're 10 weeks, right? monday I'll be 10 weeks.
嗯，噢! 也許現在說這個有點太早了 Hmm. well, might be a little too early for that.
讓我們直接去做超聲波檢查吧! 你帶空白磁帶了嗎？ Let's go right to the sonogram. did you bring your blank tape?
哦，是的 是的 是的 Oh, yes. yes. yes.
那很暖和 that's warm.
我們先給你拍張好照片吧？好的 Let's get a good picture for you first, huh? okay.
嬰兒就會顯示在監視器上 It'll be right up on the monitor here.
抱歉 我一會就來 Excuse me. I'll be just a minute.
嘿，夥計們 嗨! Hey, guys. hi.
讓我們來看看你的寶寶 好嗎? Let's take a look at your baby, shall we?
好的 All right.
裡面有什麼東西嗎？ Is there anything in there?
這不是你在10周後所期望看到的 Not what you would expect to see at 10 weeks.
我沒有，我還不到10周 I'm notI'm not quite 10 weeks.
到了星期一，我想還是九周 At monday it's still, I guess, nine weeks.
9周 Nine weeks.
沒測到心跳，珍 There's no heartbeat, jen.
我非常，非常抱歉 I'm very, very sorry.
這些事情有時會發生 我們不知道為什麼 These things-they happen sometimes. we don't know why.
你還年輕 你有你的健康 You're young. you have your health.
幾個月後，你們可以再試一試 Couple months, you guys can try again.
我很抱歉 好吧，我會 I'm sorry. all right, I'm gonna
我會讓你們單獨待一會兒，我們再聊 I'll leave you guys alone for a moment and we'll talk some more.
我真的很抱歉 I'm very sorry.
噢! 幾個月後我們可以再試一次，好嗎？ Well, in a couple months we can try again, okay?
你想喝茶嗎？ You want some tea?
你知道我在想什麼嗎? 我們 呃! You know what I was thinking that we, uh
我們還有你父母給的機票... We still have those tickets from your parents...
去愛爾蘭度蜜月 For the honeymoon in ireland.
我們終於可以做到了 也許可以休息一下 We could finally do that. maybe take some time off.
珍妮? Jenny?
哦，牠很...大 哦，是的 牠有一百磅重 Oh, he's...big. oh, yeah. he's a hundred pounds.
現在，牠只想在這裡打個招呼 是的 Now, he just wants to say hello here. yeah.
他喜歡人 冷靜點 你別動 He loves people. just be calm. you just stay still.
你是個愛狗的人，對嗎？ And you're a dog person, right?
事實上，我準備好了？我們開始吧! Actually, I'm ready? here we go.
去吧，你可以打招呼 Go on, you can say hello.
不，不，別讓他那樣做 抱歉 抱歉 No, no, don't let him do that. sorry. sorry.
如果他那樣做的話，你就用膝蓋頂他 All you have to do isyou just knee him if he does that.
那不應該一直發生 That shouldn't happen all the time.
只是你進出門時 just when you walk through the door.
但是在這裡，讀這個 But here, read this.
這會告訴你你需要知道的一切 你只要研究一下 This'll tell you everything you need to know. You just study that.
包包我拿了 東西你都拿了吧? I've got the bags here. have you got everything?
謝謝你 來吧，親愛的 你能關下那門嗎? Thank you. come on, honey. can you get that door?
沒問題 好了 東西都準備好了 I got it. okay. here we are.
親愛的，我們真的遲到了 哦！馬利 馬利 Honey, we're really late. oh! marley. marley.
黛比，歡迎來到我們家 Debby, welcome to our home.
馬利是一隻活潑的狗，喜歡互動 Marley is a spirited dog who loves interaction.
我們以前從未離開過牠，但我們相信牠會守規矩的... We've never left him before, but we are sure he'll behave...
就像我們在家時牠所做的那樣 Just as he does when we're at home.
關於馬利 There are just a few things about marley
你只需要知道幾件事 you're gonna need to know.
牠一天吃三次 he eats three times a day.
如果他看起來餓了，再餵他一次 If he looks starved, feed him again.
現在，當然了，所有的食物都得排泄... Now, of course, all of this food is gonna have to go somewhere...
所以，使用藍色的糞鏟，並注意你的腳下 So use the blue pooper scooper, and watch your step.
不要擔心顏色 牠喜歡吃芒果 Don't worry about the color. he likes mangoes.
馬利不允許喝廁所裡的水... Marley is not allowed to drink out of the toilet...
所以一定要把蓋子關上... So be sure to keep the lid closed...
並且用磚壓住 and the brick on the lid.
你知道，實際上，你可能想... You know, actually, you might want...
一般你最好把浴室的門也關上 To just keep the bathroom door shut in general.
像大多數狗一樣，馬利需要大量的運動... Like most dogs, marley needs a lot of exercise...
所以試著帶他去散步或跑步 So try to take him for a walk or a run
每天早上和晚上 every morning and every evening.
馬利，放開！ Marley, let go!
放開 放開 放開 啊！馬利，不要！ Let go. let go. let go. aaah! marley, no!
而且妳睡覺前一定要鎖好門窗 And be sure to lock the doors and windows before you go to sleep.
但別擔心 馬利是一隻出色的看門狗 But don't worry. marley is an excellent watchdog.
你知道牠在工作，晚上可以安心睡覺 You can rest easy at night knowing he's on the job.
打雷是他的弱點 Thunderstorms are his weak point.
如果你認為暴風雨即將來臨，你可以給他鎮靜劑 You can give him sedatives if you think a storm is arriving.
好的 給你 馬利 馬利，回來 Okay. here you go. marley. marley, come back here.
牠不喜歡它們 He doesn't like them,
所以儘量把它們塞進他的喉嚨 so push them down his throat as far as they go.
歡迎 歡迎 我是巴特利太太 Welcome. welcome. I'm mrs. butterly.
現在最後 Now finally,
我們不允許馬利站在任何傢俱上... we do not allow marley to get up on any piece of furniture...
他只能咬自己的玩具 Chew on anything except his toys.
除此之外，請欣賞牠 愛你的珍妮和約翰 Other than that, enjoy him. love, jenny and john.
我們每天4:00供應茶，而且6:00整供應晚餐 We serve tea every day at 4:00, and dinner at 6:00 sharp.
哦，這些毯子是羊毛的 他們很保暖 Oh, and these blankets are woolen. good heat in 'em.
所以它們是用電的嗎? 噢! 這房子裡沒有電 So-so they're electric? oh, not in this house.
我哥哥死於火災，願上帝保佑他 My brother died in a fire, god rest his soul.
實際上是在這個房間裡 In this room, actually.
噢! 不用擔心 已經重新貼好牆紙了 Oh, not to worry. it's been re-papered.
噢，祝你們晚安 Well, good night to you both.
願上帝保佑你 上帝保佑 And god bless you. god bless.
謝謝 保佑你 Thank you. bless you.
那太詭異了 That was just weird.
噢! 天哪! Oh, gosh.
親愛的，我知道我們就再沒做愛 自從-你知道 Honey, I know that we haven't had sex since-you know.
但我認為我們今晚不會打破這一紀錄 But I don't think we're breaking that streak tonight.
不 不 我不 No, no. I don't
我不想在這裡打破紀錄 I don't want to break the streak here.
我不覺得 我是說 我想我可以... This doesn't feel I mean, I think I could...
你知道，處理好上帝的注視和他的母親，但是 You know, handle god watching, and his mother, but
但這個白瓷器羅馬教宗像在這裡就不行了 But not not this little porcelain pontiff right here.
現在是七月，我想我都能看見我呼出的氣了 It's july, and I think I can see my breath.
親愛的，我感覺不到我的腳趾 那可不好 Honey, I can't feel my toes. that's not good.
我想檢查一下 I wanna check on that.
哦，天哪，噓! Oh, good god, shush.
這不是床 這是地獄裡性欲過剩的靈魂發出的尖叫 It's not the bed. it's the shrieks of oversexed souls in hell.
你難道不想加入他們嗎? Don't you want to join them?
真的嗎? Really?
我們不必這麼做 We don't have to.
我知道，但50年沒有在這裡發生的想法只是 I know, but the idea that it hasn't happened here in 50 years is just
這有點讓我興奮 It's kind of turning me on.
親愛的，我想你了 Honey, I missed you.
馬利 嗨! 甜心 Marley! hi, honey.
馬利 Marley.
到這兒來 Come here.
我們太想你了 嗨! 黛比 We missed you so much. hey, debby.
你們離開之後有11次雷雨 There were 11 thunderstorms while you were gone.
11次 而你是對的 牠不喜歡雷雨 Eleven. and you were right. he doesn't like thunderstorms.
哇! 好的 是的 11次 那是很多雷雨 Wow. okay. yeah. eleven. that's a lot of thunderstorms.
哦，正如你所知，我是一個愛狗的人，但那不是狗 Oh, and just so you know, I am a dog person, but that's not a dog.
那是一張邪惡的狗臉 That is evil with a dog face that is
猛撞我的腿，在你的地毯上撒尿 Humping my leg and peeing on your carpet.
馬利 馬利 不許那麼做 Marley. marley, stop that.
馬利 拜託 只是打雷而已 別叫了 Marley, come on. it's just thunder. no barking.
馬利 拜託 只是打雷而已 Marley, come on. it's just thunder.
馬利 拜託 Marley, come on.
珍妮? Jenny?
你能幫幫我嗎？ Can you help me out here?
20分鐘內我要完成這個專欄 我必須 I got 20 minutes to file this column, and I gotta
珍妮? Jenny?
啊，愛爾蘭帶來的好運 什麼? Ah, the luck of the irish. what?
約翰? 親愛的 約翰 約翰 快醒醒 John? honey. john. john, wake up.
怎麼了? 是時候了 Yeah? it's time.
舒適的衣服 Comfortable.
上帝啊！你沒事吧？你沒事吧？ God! you all right? you all right?
你沒事吧？You okay?
不，沒關係 我不會傷害到她的 No, it's okay. I'm not gonna hurt her.
盡量別大聲叫，因為我不想讓牠殺了我 Try not to scream, 'cause I don't want him to kill me.
你記得這個週末要安裝汽車座椅嗎？ You remembered to install the car seat this weekend?
不然他們不讓我們帶孩子回家的 They won't let us take the baby home
好的 我不會忘的 Right. I wouldn't forget that.
我知道這一點 我很抱歉 都準備好了嗎? I know that. I'm sorry. you got that?
我準備好了 我準備好了 I got it. I got it.
是的，來吧，馬利 來幫幫我 Yeah, come on, marley. help me out here.
馬利，你可以啃透不塗泥灰的石牆 這不適合你 You can chew through drywall, marley. this is nothing for you.
好的 是的 Good. yeah.
你必須待在這兒 You're gonna stay here.
這根骨頭現在會讓你忙的 This bone will keep you busy now.
希望沒有雷雨 而我就這樣離開了 Hopefully, no thunderstorms. and I'm off like
誰是你老爸啊? 到這兒來 Who's your daddy? come here.
事情是這樣的 Here's the thing.
大約兩分鐘後我們會把小寶貝帶回家了... In about two minutes we're gonna bring home the baby...
而如果你不驚慌失措的話，你會幫我一個大忙的 And you'd be doing me a really big favor if you didn't freak out.
而我也會這麼做的 And I'm gonna try to do the same.
你準備好了嗎? 我準備好了 是的 Are you ready? I'm ready. yes.
嗨! 到這兒來 Hi. come here.
嗨，寶貝 哦，嗨! 嗨，親愛的 Hi, baby. oh, hi. hi, sweetie.
嗨，馬利 哦，別這樣 Hi, marley. oh, come on.
到這兒來 好的 Come here. okay.
馬利 如果你把孩子吃了，那就太無賴了 Marley. It would be a bummer if you ate the baby.
呃! 馬利 這是帕特里克 Just, uhmarley, this is patrick.
不要與咀嚼玩具混淆 Not to be confused with a chew toy.
雖然他看起來很像 Although it may look like one.
打個招呼 看到了嗎? 親愛的 牠沒有吃孩子 Say hi. see, honey? he's not eating the baby.
非常好 Very good.
是的 不，我這裡有一個報價 Yeah. no, I have a quote for it right here.
好吧，讓律師再給他們打電話，然後拿到批准 Well, have legal call them again and get a release for it.
他們告訴我這是記錄在案的 They told me it was on the record.
我不知道 帕特里克? 親愛的，小心那些玩具 I don't patrick? honey, be careful with those toys.
你知道馬利會 不，卡拉，我不是在和你說話 You know marley gets no, carla, I'm not talking to you.
你能打電話給他們，讓他們批准呢? Will you just call them and get a release?
我馬上給你回電話 馬上給你回電話 I'll call you right back. call you right back.
那些日子對我們來說已經過去了，朋友 Those days are over for us, amigo.
不過我們跑得很好 We had a good run though.
馬利 過來 Come on, marley.
我知道這聽起來很瘋狂... I know this is gonna sound crazy...
但是當你欠房子錢的時候，那個詞叫什麼？ But what's that thing called when you owe money on a house?
它以"M"開頭的 貸款 it starts with an "m." mortgage.
貸款 Mortgage.
哇! 有可能這麼累嗎？ Wow. is it possible to be this tired?
你知道嗎？今晚我要和他一起起床 You know what? I'm gonna get up with him tonight.
不，你不會的 你聽不到他的哭聲 No, you won't. you don't hear him.
是的 你說得對 我不知道...為什麼 Yeah. you're right. I don't know...why.
我只是一個幸福的睡得很好的人 I'm just a blessedly sound sleeper.
親愛的，不過我明天得去辦公室 Honey, I do have to go into the office tomorrow though.
那麼你會替我看著他嗎？ Will you watch him then for me?
這將是我的榮幸 It'll be my pleasure.
我們說的是多久？我不知道 How long are we talking about? I don't know.
這和你期望的不太一樣，蛤？ It's not quite what you expected, huh?
我不知道我期望什麼 I don't know what I expected.
我從沒想過馬利會是這麼溫順 我知道 I never thought marley would seem like the easy one. I know.
我知道，但你知道嗎？ I know, but you know what?
我們適應了牠，而我們也會適應孩子 We adjusted to him, and we'll adjust to the baby.
我只是想記住以前的我們 I'm just trying to remember us from before.
你是說那些，呃，那些年輕人 是的 You mean those, uh those younger yeah.
更性感、更帥氣的人嗎? Sexier, better-looking people?
是的 我記得他們 我依稀記得他們 Yeah. I remember them. I remember them vaguely.
我想念他們 I miss them.
嗯! 他們就在這裡 Mmm. they're here.
他們在這裡 他們只是真的很累了 They're here. they're just really tired.
什麼？現在你嫉妒了？ What? now you're jealous?
待在這裡 Stay here.
報警 好的 Call the police. okay.
嘿，嘿，嘿! 你沒事吧？發生了什麼事？ Hey, hey, hey. are you all right? what happened?
他告訴我不要尖叫，否則他會刺我，但我尖叫了 He told me not to scream or he'd stab me, but I screamed.
但我尖叫了 好吧，現在，僅僅坐下 僅僅坐下 But I screamed okay, now, just sit down. just sit down.
而他刺傷了我 沒關係 沒事的 堅持住 And he stabbed me. it's all right. that's okay. hold on.
你母親在哪裡? 在上班 Where's your mother? at work.
沒關係 沒那麼糟 It's okay. it's not that bad.
把你的手放在這裡 Keep your hand placed right here.
好的 現在，我已經報警了 Okay. now, I called the police.
一切都會好起來的 Everything's gonna be okay.
我一直住在這裡，我還不知道你的名字 In all the time I've lived here, I've never gotten your name.
麗莎 好吧，我就坐在這裡，麗莎 Lisa. okay I'm gonna sit right here, lisa.
你要把手放在那裡... You're gonna keep your hands placed there...
而我們要等警察來 And we're gonna wait for the police to get here.
而他們會處理好的 And they're gonna take care of this.
好嗎? 好吧？ All right? okay?
看著我 沒事的 Look at me. it's all right.
沒事的 It's all right.
最安全的社區嗎? Safest neighborhood?
就犯罪率方面來說，我想你是在看波卡區 波卡區嗎? In terms of crime, I'd say you're lookin' at boca. boca?
我就怕你會這麼說 I was afraid you were gonna say that.
這是事實，約翰 好的 謝謝 That's the way it is, john. okay. thanks.
波卡區 也沒有那麼糟 Boca. not so bad.
孩子在街上玩耍 我不知道 You got kids playin' in the street. I don't know.
你們覺得怎麼樣？也許有一天我們會住在這裡... What do you guys think? we might live here one day...
如果我們能負擔得起的話 If we can afford it.
開始吧！Here we go.
我們到目的地了 I got you right there.
馬利 待著 別亂跑 Stay. Marley, no.
馬利 馬利 Marley. Marley.
而你不喜歡這個廚房嗎? And don't you love this kitchen?
並看看這些最先進的電器 And look at the state-of-the-art appliances.
我最喜歡的部分是游泳池 My favorite part the pool.
嗯，我們為什麼不看看這裡？能給我一本小冊子嗎？ It's um, why don't we look over here? can I get a brochure?
嗯，當然 看起來不錯 Uh, sure. looks nice.
這是誰家的狗狗? Whose dog is that?
珍妮? Jenny?
親愛的? Honey?
珍? Jen?
嘿，你沒事吧？是的 不，我很好 你們去哪了？ Hey, you okay? Yeah. no, I'm good. where have you guys been?
我想給你看些東西 什麼? I wanna show you something. what?
是一幢房子 現在，它有點貴... It's a house. now, it's a little pricey...
但我認為我們可以買得起 But I think we can do it.
在波卡嗎? 我知道，我知道 Boca? I know, I know.
但我在捷運上和弗蘭克·班尼特談過了 But I talked to frank bennett on the metro
而他說這是最安全的社區 Desk and he says it's the safest neighborhood.
約翰 我只是覺得現在還不是時候 John, I'm just not sure now is the right time.
珍，你覺得什麼時候合適 Jen, when do you think is the right time,
在我們中的一個人在車道上被刺一刀之後嗎？ After one of us gets stabbed in the driveway?
約翰 親愛的 這裡太擠了 John. honey, it's cramped in here.
記住，這應該是一棟三年的房子 Remember, this was supposed to be a three-year house.
我知道。 我知道這一點 I know. I know that.
我只是覺得我們買不起新的房子 I just don't think we can afford to buy a new one.
我知道，但是，親愛的，我們可以 I know, but, honey, we can.
用我們的薪水 親愛的 我懷孕了 With both our salarieshoney, I'm pregnant.
真的嗎? Really?
你確定嗎？過來 Are you sure? come here.
非常確定 Pretty sure.
測了四次都是 哇! Four for four. wow.
等等 太棒了 Hold on. that's great.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
嗯哼! 到這裡來 我是說，對我們兩個來說 Uh-huh. come here. I mean, to both of us.
哦，是的 哦，你真是個好孩子 Oh, yes. oh, you're such a good boy.
又一個孩子 Another baby.
我知道 親愛的，我覺得我應該辭職了 I know. honey, I think I have to quit my job.
你不必那麼做 我們可以得到一些幫助 You don't have to do that. we can get some help.
我不需要任何幫助 我真的不要別人的幫忙 I don't want any help. I really don't.
我只是不想，你能把奶嘴遞給我嗎？ I just don't-will you hand me that pacifier?
我只是我不想成為那種人... I justI don't want to be one of those people...
每天只能晚上見一個小時的媽媽 That sees their child for an hour at night.
我不想 我知道 但是你熱愛你的工作 而且 I don't. I know, but you love your work and
我愛我的工作，親愛的 I love my work, honey.
但這讓我很難受 But this is killing me.
當我在辦公室的時候，我只想待在家裡 When I'm at the office, I just wanna be here.
而當我在這裡的時候，我時常地想著工作 And when I'm here, I am constantly thinking about work.
我只知道我正在做這兩件事的一半 And I just know that I'm doing both jobs half way.
噢! 你沒有做這些一半 Well, you're not doing them halfway.
如果我不得不放棄一些... If I have to give up something...
我不我不想放棄這個 I do not I do not want to give up this.
我為什麼要給你加薪？給我一個好理由 Why should I give you a raise? give me one good reason.
因為我做得很好的工作 'Cause I'm doing a good job.
那是個問題嗎？沒有 Is that a question? no.
自從我負責這個專欄，讀者人數增加了一倍 Since I took over the column, the readership's doubled.
所以你做得很好的工作 So you are doing a good job.
是的，如果按發行量和受歡迎程度來算 好的 Yes, if you go by circulation and popularity. okay.
為什麼不把它永久化？什麼意思，像永遠？ Why not make it permanent? what do you mean, like forever?
是的，這就是永久的意思 Yeah, that's what permanent means.
約翰，外面每個笨蛋都想有自己的專欄 John, every bozo out there would like to have their own column.
整個房間裡的每個人 Everybody in that entire room.
而你已經接下了這個專欄 And you've taken the column
而你把它變成了新鮮的東西 and you've turned it into something fresh.
我知道你不想聽，但你真是個很好的專欄作家 I know you don't want to hear it, but you're a really good columnist.
你為什麼猶豫？ Why you hesitating?
我只是對自己有個想法，你知道，作為一名記者 I just have this idea about myself, you know, as a reporter.
噢，有時候生活會想出一個更好的主意 我將告訴你吧! Well, sometimes life comes up with a better idea. I'll tell you what.
你擔任每日專欄，我給你加一倍薪水 You take on a daily column, I will double your salary.
天哪，我先給你來點玉米片 God I'll start you off with some corn flakes.
一天最重要的一餐 馬利 Most important mealno. marley.
一天最重要的一餐 Most important meal of the day.
在那裡 請帶一下小約翰 拜託，僅僅抱一下他 There. take a little john, please, just take him for a second.
我要去洗澡 我得走了 I gotta shower. I gotta go.
每次都這樣 It happens every time.
噢! 你得多花點時間和他們在一起 Well, you gotta spend more time with them.
馬利 下來! Down! Marley.
我們開始吧! 哦，哦，哦! Here we go. oh, oh, oh.
我會的 我會的 不，不，我能搞定 這很好 I'll do it. I'll do it. no, no, I got it. it's fine.
你說多花點時間和他在一起，而我做它... You say spend more time with him, and I do it...
然後你想捕手，因為你說我做得不對 And then you wanna take over 'cause you say I'm not doing it right.
我不想當你在生氣的時候給他換尿布 I don't want you changing him when you're mad.
我沒有生氣！我很感謝你 來吧! I'm not mad! I'm thank you. come on.
嗨，寶貝 等一會兒，親愛的 Hi, baby. hang on, honey.
我知道，寶貝 我知道 我知道 I know, baby. I know. I know.
哦，親愛的 來吧! 來吧! 什麼？ Oh, dear. come on. come on. what?
怎麼了？寶貝，你需要什麼？這是什麼？ What's the matter? what do you need, baby? what is it?
你想要一些食物嗎？食物？是嗎？ Do you want some food? food? yeah?
不要 ，好的 他只是有點疝氣 珍 他長大了就會好的 No. okay. he's just colicky, jen. he'll grow out of it.
這裡有一個想法 Here's an idea.
你何不待在家裡 Why don't you stay home
而我去上班 然後他自己病就好了 And I'll go to work while he grows out of it.
對不起 我累了 走吧! 走吧! Sorry. I'm tired. just go. just go.
這是產後憂鬱症 她們的荷爾蒙不平衡... It's postpartum depression. their hormones go on tilt...
而他們會變得沮喪 And they get depressed.
我記得在我第四個孩子出生之後 I remember after my fourth kid was born,
有時我會半夜醒來... I'd wake up in the middle of the night sometimes...
我妻子會在那裡盯著我看... My wife would be there staring at me...
手裡拿著切肉刀 With a meat cleaver in her hand.
我以為她會殺了我 I thought she was gonna kill me.
我現在還是這樣認為 I still do.
你送她禮物了嗎? Did you get her the gift?
是的 那通常有效 Yeah. that usually works.
好吧! 詹妮絲 把他弄漂亮點 Okay, Janice, make him look pretty.
這張照片得在 He's gonna have this picture next to
他署名下放20年的 his byline for the next 20 years.
帕特里克，親愛的，請不要這樣做 Patrick, honey, please stop doing that.
你會讓他噁心的 You're gonna make him sick.
好好吃飯，好嗎? 帕特里克，小心點 Just eat it, okay? careful, patrick.
還記得我們在馬利不聽的時候對我們怎麼懲罰他的吧? Remember what we did to marley when he didn't listen.
親愛的，你知道還有什麼嗎？ Honey, you know what else?
我們真的必須挑選一種彩色織布... We really have to pick out a color fabric...
給他們房間裡做窗簾 For the curtains in the boys' room.
好吧，你選哪種都行 Okay, well, whatever you want.
然後我真的希望你能幫我做決定 And then I'd really like your help deciding.
不，讓我來處理他 No. let me get him.
謝謝 Thank you.
馬利，馬利，壞狗狗！馬利！馬利，住手！ Marley, justMarley, bad dog! marley! marley, stop it!
馬利，放開！放手! Marley, let go! let go.
馬利，馬利 Marley. Marley.
馬利！馬利，回來！回來！ Marley! Marley, get back here! get back here!
馬利，壞狗狗! Marley, bad dog!
馬利，回來！馬利！ Marley, get back here! Marley!
你看，我們本來應該還這些的，現在我們得付錢了 See, we were supposed to return these, and now we have to pay for them.
沒關係 不，不好！ That's okay. no, it's not okay!
我告訴過你多少次了 How many times have I told you not to
不要把任何可以吃的東西留在牠能吃到的地方？ Leave anything edible where he can get it?
我知道，但你不會說這是可食用的 I know, but you wouldn't exactly say this is edible.
約翰，你知道我的意思的 john, you know what I mean.
你還說你會早起陪牠散步 You also said you would get up early and walk him.
牠焦躁不安時會咀嚼東西 He chews things when he gets restless.
我要陪牠散步 我剛醒來 你知道什麼嗎？算了吧！ I am gonna walk him. I just woke up. you know what? forget it!
我會自己做的 算了吧！你不必這麼做 I'm gonna do it myself. forget it! you don't have to.
是的，我自己來做 Yes, I'm doing it myself.
你不明白 她會殺了你的 You don't get it. she's gonna kill you.
你得放輕鬆點 我們都命懸一線了 You've got to take it easy. we're both hanging by a thread.
如果你們分手了誰會得到狗？我們沒有分手 So who gets the dog if you guys split up? we're not splitting up.
不在可能的範圍內？完全正確 Out of the realm of possibility? completely.
她還有什麼做不到的事情嗎? 沒有大發脾氣？ There's nothing she can do? no tantrum too big?
沒有太深的沮喪？ No depression too deep?
沒有不履行妻子職責 No failure to perform wifely duties
把你逼上絕境嗎？ that would push you over the edge?
你為什麼要直接分手？拜託，夥計 Why do you jump right to splitting up? come on, buddy.
我是要修復關係 不是結束關係 Mend it, don't end it.
所以有珍妮的生活比沒有她好？是的 So life is better with jenny than without her? yes.
你是不是帶著竊聽器啊? What is are you wearing a wire?
珍，你在 她在聽這個 Jen, are you she's listening to this.
珍妮，是的，我們吵架了，但我仍然愛你 Jenny, yes, we had a fight, but I still love you.
拜託 ，夥計 我和妻子吵了一架 讓我一個人生悶氣吧! Come on, buddy. I had a fight with my wife. let me just sulk.
我想知道你是不是真的開心 I just wanna know if you're really happy.
噢! 等等 她在那裡 Oh, wait. there she is.
誰? 把寶寶給我 Who? give me the kid.
不，我不能參與這件事 那太無恥了 No, I can't be a part to this. that's-that's shameless.
這比狗狗更管用 This is gonna be even better than the puppy.
不 別用我的兒子 No, not my son.
馬利，不要 求你了，求你了，馬利 Marley, no. please, please, Marley.
拜託 Please.
馬利！馬利，你在 馬利，天哪，看，住手！ Marley! Marley, what are you Marley, god, look at stop it!
你為什麼這樣做？ Why do you do this?
你為什麼要毀了一切？走開! Why do you ruin everything? go on!
帕特里克! 你沒事吧？對不起 Patrick! are you okay? I'm sorry.
把那狗狗帶出去 Get that dog out of here.
我要那條狗馬上離開這裡 我要帶牠去散步 I want that dog out of here right now. I'll take him for a walk.
我不是在開玩笑 不，你帶牠去那個農場 I'm not kidding. no, you take him to that farm.
好了，夥計，看來我們又要去農場了 All right, buddy, looks like we're going to the farm again.
我是認真的 我不是在開玩笑 我想我再也受不了了 I'm serious. I'm not kidding. I wantI can't take this anymore.
牠做了什麼？每件事! 牠還沒做什麼？ What did he do? everything! what hasn't he done?
牠是一隻可怕的 可怕的動物 He's just a horrible, horrible animal.
噢，這有點不公平 不，怎麼不公平... Well, that's a little unfair. no, what's unfair...
因為那隻狗的吠叫 Is that conor hasn't slept in two weeks
康納已經兩周沒睡了... because of that dog's barking...
帕特里克每天被他撞倒兩次... That patrick gets knocked down twice a day...
我腦袋都混亂了 That I can't even think straight.
但願等一下不會打雷 God forbid there's a hint of thunder.
別碰我! 冷靜一下 Just don't! just calm down for a second.
我知道這幾個月來 I know that it's been a rough couple of
新生兒和其他一切都很艱難 Months with the new baby and everything.
我理解這一點 但是我和阿尼談過了 I understand that. but I was talking with arnie.
還有產後憂鬱症 你怎麼敢這樣說 And postpartum dep don't you dare.
我沒有抑鬱 我筋疲力盡了 I am not depressed. I am exhausted.
我不是因為某種情況而生氣 I'm not angry because of some condition.
沒有孩子我一個小時都不能出去... I can't even go out for an hour without the kids...
因為這附近的每個保姆 Because every babysitter in this neighborhood
都害怕馬利 is terrified of Marley.
我知道，但是你說的 I know that, but you were the one that said
你不想再工作了 you didn't wanna work anymore.
我們可以讓別人來幫忙，我不需要任何幫助！ We can get help I don't need any help!
所以你才這麼辛苦 把狗給丟了 That makes it hard. just get rid of the dog!
這很顯然不會發生的 That's not gonna happen obviously.
請小點聲 Please keep your voice down.
我小聲點？僅僅去做 僅僅把狗給丟了 Me keep my voice down? just do it. just get rid of the dog!
每個人都把他們的狗給丟了 牠只是一隻狗 Everybody gets rid of their dogs. it's just a dog.
而我也不過是個丈夫 And I'm just a husband.
如果我行為不端，你也要把我扔了嗎? You gonna get rid of me when I misbehave?
我也這麼想過 噢! 那造就了我們兩個人 I've thought about it. well, that makes two of us.
你有什麼好抱怨的？ What do you have to complain about?
我該怎麼辦？因為你在我身邊很快樂？ What do I because you're such a joy to be around?
你真是個混蛋 You're such a jerk.
很高興走進門來，感覺就像加入了一個拘禁幫派 So nice to walk in the door, feel like you're joining a chain gang.
真是個混蛋！ Just a jerk!
住手! 都是你的錯 Stop it! it's your fault.
你在開玩笑吧？沒有 You gotta be kidding me? nope.
就幾天，直到家裡的事情冷靜下來 Just for a couple of days till things cool down at home.
幾天還行 A couple days will be all right.
你們互相認識 所以，你應該沒事 You guys know each other. So, you should be Okay.
來杯啤酒嗎? 我很好 你要搬家嗎？ Want a beer? I'm alright. Are you moving?
是的 搬去哪裡? Yeah. Where?
紐約 New york.
得到了格雷女士的青睞(指紐約時報) The gray lady came a-courtin'.
紐約時報給你一份永久工作嗎? The times offered you a permanent job?
我上周給了阿尼我的預先通知 I gave arnie my notice last week.
你什麼都沒說 我知道 我很抱歉 You didn't say anything. I know. I'm sorry.
我只是 這一切發生得太快了，我甚至還不習慣這個想法 I just it all happened so fast, I'm not even used to the idea yet.
那太好了 紐約時報 That's great. the new york times.
這是我們一直夢想的 It's what we always dreamed of.
噢! 恭喜你 我是說，這是你應得的應得的 Well, congratulations. I mean, you deserve it.
是的 謝謝你幫我照顧馬利 Yeah. thanks for looking after marley.
是的 牠現在在吃你的公文包了 Yeah. he's eating your briefcase right now.
媽的！馬利 馬利，不要 Shit! Marley. Marley, no.
就兩天 約翰 我是認真的 對不起 Two days, John. I'm serious. Sorry.
抱歉 我不是故意吵醒你的 Sorry. I didn't mean to wake you.
我沒有，呃，睡覺 I wasn't, uh, sleeping.
馬利在哪裡？ Where's Marley?
塞巴斯蒂安會照顧牠幾天 Sebastian's gonna watch him for a few days.
嗯! 我很樂意看到那 Mm-hmm. I'd love to see that.
直到我給它找到永久的家 Just until I can find a more permanent home.
約翰 這裡就是它永久的家 This is his permanent home, John.
馬利哪兒也不去 親愛的 我很抱歉 Marley's not going anywhere. Honey, I'm sorry.
我簡直不知所措 I just got overwhelmed.
沒人告訴你這有多難 No one tells you how hard this is all gonna be.
哪個部分？所有這些 Which part? All of it
婚姻 為人父母 Marriage, being a parent.
這是世界上最難的工作，而且沒有人讓你做好準備 It's the hardest job in the world and nobody prepares you for that.
沒有人告訴你你必須放棄多少 Nobody tells you how much you have to give up.
我覺得他們確實告訴你，但你不聽... I feel like they do tell you, but you don't listen...
或者你會想，"啊，他們真可悲” Or you think, "ah, they're just miserable."
我已經放棄了很多造就我自己的東西 I've given up so much of what made me who I am.
但我不能說因為... But I can't say that because...
如果我那樣說的話，我是一個非常壞的人 I'm a very bad person if I say that.
但我能感覺到 我真的能 But I feel it. I really do.
有時我能感覺到 我只是... I feel it sometimes. I just...
我只是想讓你知道 I just want you to know that.
我知道這一點 而且你可以說出來 我就說出來了 I do know that. And you can say it. I say it.
但我確實做出了選擇 But I did make a choice.
我做了選擇，即使比我想像的要難... I made a choice, and even if it's harder than I thought...
我不後悔 I don't regret it.
你確定嗎? 我非常確定 Are you sure? I am very sure.
因為它有一種"沒有比家更好的地方"的感覺 'cause it kinda has like a "there's no place like home" feeling to it.
我只是覺得這些事情一定會發生 I just think these things are gonna happen
而我們會挺過去的 And we're gonna get through them.
而且我們會一起做的 一起 And we'll just do it together. Together.
送走馬利並不會解決問題 是的 Getting rid of Marley is not gonna fix anything. No.
而且擺脫你也不會解決任何問題 And getting rid of you isn't gonna fix anything either.
我能請你幫個忙嗎？可以 Can I ask you a favor? Yes.
暫時不再有孩子了 No more kids for a while.
一點不錯 成交 Absolutely. Deal.
嗨，夥計們 Hi, guys.
好吧! 和科林打個招呼 All right, say hello to Colleen.
爸爸說她的名字叫哎喲 不 我 Daddy says her name is whoops. No, I
是帕特里克說的 什麼? Patrick said that. What?
你為什麼這麼說？我只是在開玩笑的 Why did you say that? I was just kidding around.
夥計們，這是個秘密 It was kind of a secret, guys.
在這裡 Over here.
老職業球員退後 他需要一點距離 The old pro moves back. He looks for a little separation.
並得到了科林的幫助 Gets an assist from Colleen.
爸爸 投得不錯! Nice shot, dad!
好球？拜託 康納? Nice shot? Come on. Conor?
非常棒 是的 再投一個 Extraordinary. Yeah. Again.
等等 讓我先接個電話 我馬上回來 Wait. Let me get this. I'll be back.
好的 腿被射了 All right. The knees are shot.
哈囉? 約翰·戈羅甘 Hello? John Grogan?
是的，我是 Yes, it is.
我是費城調查報的吉爾·福德 嗯，是的，是的 Gil Lawford from the philadelphia inquirer. Uh, yeah, yeah.
你好 你好嗎? 謝謝你回復我 Hi. How are you? Thanks for getting back to me.
哦! 嘿，打電話的那個人是誰？ Oh! Hey, who was that on the phone?
費城調查報的 The philadelphia inquirer.
不久前我給編輯發了一些剪輯，而他想見見我 I sent the editor some clips a while back and he wants to meet.
前陣子是什麼意思? What's a while back?
他一個月前來這兒渡假 He was down here on vacation a month ago.
而且他看了我寫的東西 而我們有點吃過午飯 And he read my stuff. And we kind of had lunch.
你們是怎麼有點吃個午飯? How do you kind of have lunch?
我認為不會有什麼結果 I didn't think anything was gonna come of it.
好吧! 但是? 他們給了我一份工作 Okay. But? They offered me a job.
我是說，我有個面試 I mean, I have an interview.
就像，作為專欄作家或記者 As, like, a columnist or as a reporter.
作為一名記者？噢，你說了什麼？ As a reporter? Well, what did you say?
我說："非常感謝，但我在這裡很開心” I said, "thank you very much, but I'm happy here. "
"從沒見到像約翰·戈羅甘 "never have I heard someone piss
一樣愛抱怨的人 and moan as much as John Grogan.
如果他不喜歡這兒，他可以走" If he doesn't like it here, he should move."
我工作的一部分就是得到回應 That's part of my job is to get a response.
很高興看到這些人身上還有活力 I'm glad to see a little blood flowing from these people.
不，這裡有一個反復出現的主題 No. There's a recurring theme here.
反復出現的主題是我們在布勞沃德縣有很多怪人 Recurring theme is we got a lot of cranks in Broward county.
那就是我要面對的 That's what I'm up against.
但我想說的是，恕我直言... but what I'm trying to say, with all due respect...
你是他們中的一員！ Is that you are one of them!
我是一名評論員 每個人都希望我... I'm a commentator. Everyone wants me to act...
當出現問題時表現得一切都很好 Like everything's great, when there are issues.
這裡人滿為患，有犯罪，有種族衝突 There's overcrowding, there's crime, there's racial tensions.
每次你轉過身 Every time you turn around there's a new
就會看到一片新的天空升起 Sky rise going up even uglier than the one
比世界各地的天空還要醜陋 That goes on all over the world.
問題不在佛羅里達 在你 你怎麼了? It's not Florida. It's you. What's wrong?
沒什麼不對的 每人都在想 "噢! 他快40歲了 Nothing's wrong. Everyone wants to think, "oh, he's turning 40.
他變成了一個脾氣暴躁的人" He's become a curmudgeon."
不是這樣的 也許 That's not it. Maybe
我不知道 也許我厭倦了我的專欄 I don't know. Maybe I'm sick of my column.
我不再 我不再覺得我說的話有趣 I don't I don't find the things I'm saying that interesting.
約翰 約翰，你是南佛羅里達州的喜劇之聲 John. John, you're the comic voice of south Florida.
看在上帝的份上，你是國寶 You're a national treasure, for god's sakes.
也許是一個地區寶藏 噢，這是一個市政寶藏 Maybe a regional treasure. Well, a municipal treasure for sure.
聽著 去度個假 離開幾周 Listen. Take a vacation. Go away for a couple of weeks.
請一個月的假 去哪裡？ Take a month off. Go where?
我不知道 我住在一個度假勝地 I don't know. I live in a vacation spot.
那就去一個痛苦和悲傷的地方 Then go to someplace where it's painful and sad.
哦，40歲會很堅難的，夥計 我不會騙你的 Oh, 40's gonna be tough, buddy. I'm not gonna lie to you.
但我們知道 But we knew that.
我們知道這是時間之父採取行動的時候 We knew this was when father time was gonna make his move.
試著把我們帶到一條黑暗的小巷裡，把我們打得屁滾尿流 Try to take us down a dark alley and beat the hell out of us.
你在寺廟周圍變得更白了一點 You got a little more white around the temple...
但我想這會讓你看起來與眾不同 But makes you look more distinguished, I think.
我們都慢了一步 我知道 We both lost a step. I know.
失去了你最好的年華，感覺如何？ How does it feel to have your best years behind you?
你做了你想做的事了嗎? You do everything you wanted to?
沒有 我也沒有 No, me neither.
好了 你熱嗎? 想涼快下嗎? 我們一起去吧! All right. You hot? You wanna cool off? Let's do it.
你知道嗎？今天不行 You know what? Not today.
你被拴得太久了 You've been on a leash a little too long.
去吧! 去吧! Go! go!
我想牠有點不對勁 I think he got a little bit of a second wind.
快去拿！Go get it!
或多或少的幸福 Happiness more or less
這只是我的一種改變，是我的自由 It's just a change in me something in my liberty
哦! 天啊! 天啊! Oh, my, my
幸福，來了又去 Happiness, coming and going
我看到你注視著我 看得我熱血沸騰 I watch you look at me watch my fever growing
我只知道我身處何方 I know just where I am
但我是幸運的人 But I'm a lucky man
充滿了熱情 With fire in my hands
嘿! 抓住你的狗! 什麼? Hey, get your dog! What?
不! 不! 求你了，上帝，不要！ No! no! please, god, no!
不! 不! 不! 不 No! no! no! no.
拜託! Come on!
過來 過來 沒關係 Come here. Come here. That's okay.
哥們，這可不酷 Dude, that was not cool.
來吧，女孩 我們走吧! Come on, girl. let's go.
太好了 Great.
走吧! Let's go.
老兄 你是世上最糟糕的狗了 Man, you are the world's worst dog.
你知道的? 對吧? You know that? Right?
今天你是前五名... You were top five going into the day...
而通過這個小動作，你進入了第一名 And with this little stunt, you moved into number one.
我向你脫帽致敬 And I take my hat off to you.
驚喜! Surprise!
祝你生日快樂 Happy birthday to you
祝你生日快樂 親愛的約翰 Happy birthday, dear John
祝你生日快樂 Happy birthday to you
生日快樂 Happy birthday.
你可以幫助我 等等 等等 在數到三 一，二，三 You can help me. Hold on. Hold on. On three. One, two, three.
但不要乞求，馬利 But don't beg, Marley.
這樣不好 因為我們不用這樣 It's not good. 'cause we don't have to.
告訴我實話 你感到驚訝嗎？ Tell me the truth. Were you surprised?
徹底地 是的 非常感謝 真的嗎? Completely. Yes. Thank you. Really?
我是的 你們逮到我了 我們逮到你了！ I was. You guys got me. We got you!
準備好看生日禮物了嗎? Are you ready for your birthday present?
還有更多？我不需要任何其他禮物 There's more? I don't need any other presents.
生日快樂 那是什麼? Happy birthday. What was that?
是我對你得到費城那工作的祝福 That was my blessing to take that job in Philadelphia.
那是幾個月前的事了 我沒想過那個 That was months ago. I'm not thinking about that.
好吧! 那祝福你得到其他工作 Well, then any other job.
無論你想去哪裡，我們都會跟著你 我明白 We'll follow you wherever you wanna go. I understand.
但是我不想那麼做 我不會遷離我們 But I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna uproot us.
這有我們的朋友 孩子們喜歡上學 We got our friends. The kids enjoy school.
我有我的撲克遊戲 我不可能 And I got my poker game. I couldn't possibly
首先，這只是一次面試 你還沒有得到這份工作 First of all, it's just an interview. You don't have the job yet.
而其次，親愛的，你這兒沒有朋友 And second of all, honey, you don't have any friends.
沒錯 我在想 That's right. I was wondering,
今晚那些陌生人是誰？ who were all those strangers tonight?
我雇了他們 我想說的是... I hired them. What I'm trying to say...
我們的生活就在這裡而且我沒意見 Is our life is here and I'm okay with that.
無論我們在哪裡，我們的生活都是如此 就是這樣 Our life is wherever we are. That's it.
而你在這裡不開心 那不是真的 And you're not happy here. That's not true.
你不喜歡做那個專欄 You're not happy doing that column.
你焦躁不安而我能感覺到 You're restless and I can feel it.
我沒有 我沒有 I'm not. I'm not.
我發現你每天都在看塞巴斯蒂安的文章 I feel it every day that you read Sebastian's articles.
我還發現每次你進門前 I feel it every time you sit an extra five minutes
都會在車道上多坐5分鐘 In your car in the driveway before you come in.
我沒有那樣做 是的，你有 I don't do that. Yes, you do.
我在車裡檢查東西 I'm checking on things in the car.
我只是覺得是時候改變一下了 我40歲了，珍 I just think it's time for a change. I'm 40, Jen.
也許在39歲時可以，但我也不知道 Maybe at 39, but I'm too I don't know.
做出重大改變感覺有點晚了 不 不 不 不 不 It feels a little late to be making big changes. No. No, no, no, no.
呃-呃-呃-呃 不，你在幹什麼？ uh-uh-uh-uh. no. What are you doing?
我們不老，約翰 We're not old, John.
我們仍然可以給自己一個驚喜 We can still surprise ourselves.
看，大多數女孩都會做天鵝跳水 See, most girls would do a swan dive,
但你知道炮彈式跳水更加性感 But you know a cannonball is so much sexier.
所以你準備好要另一份生日禮物了嗎？ So you ready for your other birthday present or what?
是的 Yes.
這就像是財富的尷尬，這個生日 It's like an embarrassment of riches, this birthday.
他們只是不斷地來 就像光明節一樣 They just keep coming. It's like Hanukkah.
看，我們不老 See, we're not old.
戈羅甘! Grogan!
只想祝你在那裡好運 Just wanna wish you good luck up there.
謝謝 是的 會很好的 我會想念所有人的 Thanks. Yeah. It'll be good. I'm gonna miss everybody.
我會想念你的笑聲 I'm gonna miss your laugh.
很有可能 There was a good chance that
我給你的每一條建議都是廢話 Every piece of advice I ever gave you was a lot of crap.
不，不，不 我還是很感激 噢，在這一點上... No, no, no. I appreciate it just the same. Well, at this point...
一個感傷的人會告訴你他為你感到驕傲 A mushy guy would tell you he's proud of you,
給你一個擁抱，送你上路 Give you a hug and send you on your way.
噢! 很高興你不是那個人，先生 Well, I'm glad you're not that guy, sir.
好吧! 好的 All right. Okay.
戈羅甘，僅僅為了記錄在案，你讓我大吃一驚 Grogan, just for the record, you surprised the hell out of me.
那是我的專長 That's my specialty.
在河邊漫步 Walking down by the river
河水漫過我的膝蓋 Water running through my knees
哦，浩浩蕩蕩的河流 Oh, mighty river
我很想和你一樣 I would love to be like you
我們到了嗎? 還沒 Are we here yet? No.
現在呢? 我們還有幾個小時才到 Now? We got a couple hours to go.
現在呢? 別問了 Now? Soak it up.
現在呢? 我們到了嗎? 一定在附近了 Now? Are we here yet? Must be near it.
我們是變熱了還是變冷了？ Are we getting hot or cold?
我們為什麼要轉入這裡？我們住這兒 Why are we turning into here? We're living here.
我想要一個沉默的時刻來接受這一切 I want a moment of silence just to take this in.
好嗎? 在大混亂之前 看看這個 Okay? Before the pandemonium. Look at this.
我們開始吧! 來吧! 我們到了 Here we go. come on. We're here.
馬利！馬利，不要！馬利！馬利！馬利！ Marley! Marley, no! Marley! Marley! Marley!
哦，很好 我們到家了 Oh, nice. And we're home.
嘿! 我是安迪·魯尼，如果你很快就要下班了 Hey, Andy Rooney, if you're knocking off soon,
我陪你步行去火車站 I'll walk with you to the train.
好了，我準備好了 在這裡加一個感嘆號 Okay, I'm ready. Put an exclamation point here.
馬克·吐溫說不要用感歎號 Mark twain said not to use exclamation points
因為這就像是在笑你自己的笑話... 'cause it's like laughing at your own joke...
但有時候你會笑自己的笑話，因為它很有趣 But sometimes you gotta laugh at your own joke 'cause it's funny.
在這裡！在這裡！在這裡！在這裡！在這裡！在這裡！ It's here! It's here! It's here! It's here! It's here! It's here!
在這裡！在這裡！ It's here! It's here!
就在這裡！來吧! 來吧! 在這裡！ It's here! Come on. Come on! Over here!
就在這裡！就在這裡！來吧! 馬利！ It's here! It's here! Come on! Marley!
來吧! 看看它！ Come on. Look it!
不，馬利! No, Marley!
記住，天使可以飛翔，所以你必須把翅膀高高舉起來 Remember, angels can fly, so you gotta get the wings up high.
是啊! 現在有一個來了 Yeah. Now that one's coming.
午餐準備好了！好的! Lunch is ready! Okay!
進屋了 我們走吧! Heading in. Let's go.
馬利！來吧，夥計們 Marley! Come on, guys.
馬利，來吧，馬利 Marley, come on. Marley.
你知道嗎？ 親愛的 讓他去吧! 他很高興 You know what, honey? Let him be. He's happy.
謝謝 Thank you.
你在這兒幹嗎? 你今晚要睡雙層床嗎？ What are you doing in here? You going for the bunk bed tonight?
今天真愉快 Pretty good day.
我是說，雪 來吧! I mean, the snow. Come on.
好吧! 睡個好覺 All right. Sleep tight.
文章太華麗了嗎? 是的 Too much color? Yeah.
我是說，別誤會我 I mean, don't get me wrong.
這是一篇好文章，但你現在正在報導，約翰 It's a good piece, but you're reporting now, John.
我想讓你講個故事 我不想讓你參與這個故事 I want you to tell the story. I don't want you to be in the story.
我很確定我沒有提到我自己，重點是... I'm pretty sure I don't mention myself in there The point is...
我還是覺得你參與其中了 I still feel you in there.
而我想說的是，少一些你，多一些事實 And all I'm saying is less you and more facts.
明白了 Got it.
門總是開著的 謝謝 Door's always open. Thanks.
哦! 老將來了 Uh-oh. Here comes the old pro.
他以四分衛的角色出現了 He shows up for the fourth quarter.
是啊! 哦，是的！ Yeah. Oh, yes!
他拿到球了 他擋開了一個人 He catches it. He fends off one guy.
他正在跑過去 他在左右搖晃阻截 He's running through. He's shaking tackles left and right.
他們不能把他打倒 他有太多了 哦！ They can't take him down. He's got too much oh!
戈羅甘輸了! 輸了戈羅甘! Grogan goes down! Down goes grogan.
你很早就回家了 沒錯 You're home early. That's right.
我要回來教孩子們 I had to come home and teach these kids
如何以正確的方式玩橄欖球 How to play football the right way.
好的 Okay.
好了，夥計們，說真的，一小時後就要吃晚餐 好的 Okay, guys, seriously, dinner's in an hour. Okay.
我要你們去寫作業並且 I want you to finish your homework and
進屋前把鞋脫了 Take off those shoes before you come in.
是的，脫下你的鞋子！好的 Yeah, take off your shoes! Okay.
打敗他 打敗他 打敗他 打敗他 Got him down. Got him down. Got him down. Got him down.
我的天啊! 我回到家就好像被搶劫了一樣 My god. I come home and it's like I got mugged.
好了 Okay.
來吧! 爸爸，牠怎麼了？ Come on. What's wrong with him, dad?
沒什麼不對的 牠只是...太累了 對吧，爸爸？ Nothing's wrong. He's just...tired. Right, dad?
是的 玩橄欖球讓它精疲力盡了 Yeah. The football took it out of him.
走吧! Let's go.
我不知道 我不明白 I don't know. I just don't understand.
一年前，你迫不及待地想完成你的專欄 A year ago, you couldn't wait to be done with your column.
我知道 但現在我讓這傢伙... I know. But now I got this guy going through
仔細地梳理每一句話 Every sentence with a fine-tooth comb.
我得承認，有時候我懷念自由在那裡我可以 I gotta admit, sometimes I miss the freedom where I could just
什麼? 只是，有時候很累，約翰 What? It's just, it's exhausting sometimes, John.
你老是想要你沒有的東西 You always wanting something that you don't have.
你快樂嗎? Are you happy?
我的意思是，這些都不是計畫的一部分 I mean, none of this was part of the plan.
不，不，這不是計畫的一部分 No. no, it wasn't part of the plan.
但這樣好多了 But it's so much better.
我只是不想再做計畫了 I'm just sort of done making plans.
馬利！ 哦，真噁心 Marley! oh, gross.
嗯，似乎有人需要出去了 哇哦！ Hmm, seems like somebody needs to go out. whoo!
好的 馬利 All right. Marley.
來吧! 來吧，孩子 Come on. come on, boy.
哦，拜託 Oh, come on.
現在真的下起來了 Now it's really coming down.
馬利? 馬利? Marley? Marley?
牠去哪了？馬利？ Where'd he go? Marley?
發生什麼事了？我不知道 What's going on? I don't know.
牠不會回來了 馬利？ He's not coming back. Marley?
噢，牠不可能走得太遠 馬利？ Well, he couldn't have gone far. Marley?
我和你一起去 等等 I'll come with you. hold on.
馬利？我不知道他能去哪裡 馬利？ Marley? I don't know where he could have gone. Marley?
噢，也許他又去隔壁的穀倉了 Well, maybe he went next door again in the barn.
我去柴房看看 好的 I'll check in the woodshed. okay.
馬利? Marley?
馬利？哦，馬利 Marley? oh, Marley.
你看到什麼了嗎？不，沒什麼 Did you see anything? no, nothing.
我得去和他們談談 好的 I gotta go talk to them. okay.
哇，外面正下著傾盆大雨 Wow, it's pouring out there.
你找到牠了嗎？你知道嗎？ Did you find him? you know what?
牠出去探險了 你知道牠有多喜歡那森林 He's out exploring. you know how he loves the woods.
波比說狗，當牠們要死的時候，牠們會離開去做 Bobby says dogs, when they're gonna die, they go away to do it.
他們家的比格犬就是這樣 That's what Beagles did.
嗯! 噢，你知道，這對比格犬來說是真的 Mmm. well, you know, that's true for Beagles.
但是，呃，不像馬利那樣的拉布拉多獵犬 But, uh, not labs like Marley.
牠只是出去搗蛋 別擔心 He's just out causing trouble. don't worry.
好了，現在你做完作業了嗎？ Okay, now, you finished with your homework?
是的 沒有 yep. nope.
沒有? 噢，我們就去完成它吧! Nope? well, let's make that a "yep."
來吧，現在 Come on now.
馬利！馬利！ Marley! Marley!
馬利! Marley!
馬利 Marley.
馬利 啊，馬利 你沒事吧？ Marley. ah, Marley. you okay?
待在那裡 Stay there.
為什麼牠的胃會扭曲？ Why did his stomach twist?
我們都不知道具體是什麼原因 we don't exactly know why this happens.
很可能他吃了或喝了 Most likely he ate or drank
什麼東西太快了，然後他的胃就翻轉了 Something quickly and his stomach just flipped.
我確實設法插了一條管進去 排走一部分胃氣 I did manage to get a tube down there to relieve some of the gas.
我想我已經使胃復回原位了 他似乎好多了 I think I untwisted it. he seems okay.
現在，他很好 For now, he's good.
問題是一旦發生這種情況 The problem is that once this happens,
這幾乎總是再次發生 It almost always happens again.
而如果是這樣，我不知道我能為牠做些什麼 And if it does, I don't know what I'm gonna be able to do for him.
牠是一隻老狗 He's an older dog.
我真的不認為牠會在手術中倖存下來 I honestly don't think he would survive the surgery.
噢，我們必須確保這種情況不會再次發生 Well, we have to make sure that doesn't happen again.
噢! 很有可能，這種情況還會再次發生 Well, most likely, it is gonna happen again.
我們也談到了，也許 We also talked about that maybe
牠吃得太快或喝得太快 he ate too fast or drank too quickly.
沒錯 所以也許它不必再發生了 Right. so maybe it doesn't have to happen again.
我們會看著牠的 We'll monitor that.
我只是說你可能想讓自己做好準備 I'm just saying you may wanna prepare
牠可能熬不過今晚 Yourself that he may not make it through the night.
也許有10%的狗能在這種情況下存活下來 Maybe 10% of dogs survive this kind of a thing.
這個數字是基於什麼？ What-what is that number based on?
它基於什麼？是的，我問的原因是... What is it based on? yeah, the reason why I ask...
我打賭這個數字是基於普通狗得出的 Is I bet that number's based on regular dogs.
普通的狗? 是的，這傢伙和其他狗不一樣 Regular dogs? yeah, and this guy here is not like other dogs.
我知道人們可能一直都這麼說，但老實說... I know people probably say that all the time, but to be honest...
我不確定牠真的是條狗 I'm not sure he really is a dog.
牠有一次吃了一個電話答錄機 完全地吃掉 He once ate an answering machine. just polished it off.
牠沒有咀嚼它 牠把它吃了 然後消化它 He didn't chew it. he ate it. and then digested it.
然後就走了 好像就把電話當成了點心 Then went and had the phone for dessert.
還有一次，我兒子得了疝氣而這家伙 Another time, my son had colic and this guy
一整晚上坐著，一動也不動 sat up all night, didn't move.
就在那坐了9個小時 Just stayed right there for nine hours
只是眼睛盯著康納 just keeping an eye on Conor.
所以我認為那數字只適用於普通的狗 So I think maybe that the number applies to regular dogs.
而不適合牠 噢! 你養了一個戰士 But not to him. well, you got a fighter here.
讓我們抱著最好的希望吧! Let's hope for the best.
我知道他會沒事的 I know he's gonna be okay.
明天早上見 I'll see you in the morning.
他們要留牠過夜 They're gonna-they're gonna keep him overnight.
但當我離開時牠似乎好很多了 But he seemed better when I left.
獸醫似乎真的很在行 The vet really seemed on top of it.
你沒事吧？是啊! 你在讀什麼？ Are you okay? yeah. what are you reading?
我在讀你以前的專欄 I'm reading your old columns.
馬利佔了很大部分 Marley's in so many of them.
你還在看那些？ You still look at those?
對啊! 我有時看看 Yeah, I do sometimes.
即使在最糟糕的日子 Even on the crappiest days
孩子們快把我逼瘋了，衣服還沒洗完... The kids are driving me nuts, laundry's not done...
還有一堆事是錯的 And a hundred other things are wrong
我一直都知道我有這個 I always know that I have this.
這是你的五分鐘片段 It's five minutes of you.
有時他們很傷心，而有時他們真的很有趣... Sometimes they're sad and sometimes they're really funny...
傻乎乎的或不管怎樣，但他們都是你 Silly or whatever, butbut they're all you.
而對於這五分鐘... And for those five minutes...
你讓我感覺好多了 You make me feel better.
你應該讀一下 他們非常棒 You should read them. they're pretty great.
或許甚至可以寫一本好書 Might even make a nice book.
一本書? 之類的 A book? something.
哈囉? Hello?
好的 謝謝 All right. thank you.
牠要回家了 He's coming home.
牠在那裡嗎? Is he there?
牠當然在那裡 牠總是在那裡 Of course he's there. he's always there.
牠怎麼知道我們要來？我不知道 How does he know we're coming? I don't know.
牠就是知道 He just knows.
狗知道這樣的事 Dogs know stuff like that.
所有的狗嗎? 所有優秀的狗 All dogs? all good dogs.
看，牠在那裡！牠在那裡！馬利 是的 Look, there he is! there he is! Marley. yeah.
馬利 你還好嗎? 馬利 Marley. how you doin', Marley.
我在學校想念你 我跟你比賽去那所房子 I missed you at school. I'll race you to the house.
好的 開始! Okay. go!
老鷹隊嗎? 是的 老鷹隊無敵 Eagles? yeah, the eagles are going all the way.
我向你保證 你是什麼 海豚迷嗎？ I guarantee you. what are you, a dolphins fan?
不是 約翰·戈羅甘! no. John Grogan!
嘿! 明天見 好吧! 老兄 明天見 Hey. I'll see you tomorrow. all right, dude. see you tomorrow.
我對自己說，"那個可憐的狗娘養的看起來像約翰·戈羅甘" I said to myself, "that sorry son of a bitch looks like John Grogan. "
你在這幹什麼? 啊! 跑新聞 檢察官 What are you doing here? ah, story. d.a's.
在炫耀他的新的外地辦事處而且 showing off the new field office and
你知道嗎? 那沒關係 夥計，很高興見到你 You know what? it doesn't matter. man, it is good to see you.
很高興見到你 It's good to see you.
你住在都市的某個地方？我住在城外 So you living in the city somewhere? I live just outside of town.
給孩子們更多的空間 你有多少個孩子，比如現在有五個？ More space for the kids. what do you got, like five now?
三個 在這裡 給你看一張戈羅甘家族的快照 Three. here. show you a little snapshot of the grogan brood.
哇，珍堅持住了 是啊! Wow, jen's holding up. yeah.
謝謝 我想也是 Thanks, I think.
我看到你-你終於有個小女孩了，蛤？ I see you-you finally got a little girl, huh?
科林 你一走她就誕生了 Colleen. she arrived after you left.
那瓢蟲衣服是什麼回事? What's with the ladybug getup?
那是她幼兒園裡的學校表演 That was for her school play in preschool.
然後我們不能讓她脫掉衣服，像是 And then we couldn't get her out of her costume for, like,
快將近一個月 A month afterwards.
馬利看起來像是在咬她的頭 And the reason why marley looks like he's biting her head...
是因為她頭身上的觸角 讓牠很抓狂 Is because the antennas on it he went ballistic.
事情沒有改變 沒錯 Things don't change. that's right.
我真希望今天不用採訪 沒關係 我得回家了 I wish I didn't have this interview. that's okay. I gotta get home.
康納有場足球賽 Conor's got a soccer game.
好的 噢! 總有一天我們找個時間聚一聚 All right. well, one of these days we gotta catch up.
沒錯 我們來做吧! 總有一天我們要聚一聚 Yeah, let's do that. we'll catch up one of these days.
很高興見到你 到這裡來 很高興見到你 It was, uh, good to see you. come here. good to see you.
向珍妮問好，好嗎？我會的 Give jenny my best, okay? I will.
哦，呃，這個 這個 哦，是的 Oh, uh, here. here. oh, yeah.
這是一張很棒的照片，約翰 That's, uh-that's a great picture, John.
你一切都順利 謝謝 You did okay. thanks.
你也是 再見 再見 You did okay too. I'll see ya. I'll see ya.
我想你會更喜歡下一個的 I think you'll like the next one better.
真的嗎? Really?
別這樣對自己 我們在費城 Don't do it to yourself. we're in philly.
一起去吃費城牛排三明治怎樣 嗨! let's get a cheesesteak. hi.
我是塞巴斯蒂安 很高興認識你 Sebastian. nice to meet you.
很高興認識你 Nice to meet you.
哈囉? Hello?
有人在家嗎? Is anybody home?
馬利 嘿，馬利 馬利 馬利 Marley. hey, Marley. Marley. Marley.
嘿! 嘿! 馬利 馬利 Hey. hey. Marley. Marley.
馬利 Marley.
你沒聽到我回來，是嗎？ You didn't hear me, did you?
你上了年紀時我才抓得到你，馬利 I just caught you in a senior moment there, Marley.
好吧，我們去散步吧! 來吧! 我們走吧! All right, let's go for a walk. come on. let's go.
快點 快點 Come on. come on.
你快到坡頂了 You're almost to the top.
你知道嗎? 過來 You know what? come here.
這裡風景不錯 This is a good spot right here.
我知道你是個堅強的孩子 I know you're a strong boy,
但你要讓我知道 好嗎? but you're gonna let me know, right?
你知道 當時候到時 You know, when it's time.
我不想擅自做那樣的決定 I don't wanna make that decision on my own.
你準備好了就讓我知道 好嗎? You let me know when you're ready, okay?
好吧! All right.
馬利? Marley?
牠在這 There he is.
馬利 Marley.
啊，親愛的，你在下面幹什麼？ Ah, honey, what are you doing down here?
是時候上樓了 你不能睡在這裡 It's time to head upstairs. you don't sleep down here.
拜託 你能走上樓嗎? Come on. can you make it upstairs?
我覺得牠在這很舒服 I think he's pretty comfortable down here.
我去給牠拿條毯子 你沒事吧？ I'll get him a blanket. you all right?
在這躺一會 Lay down here for a second.
放下包袱 Take a load off.
是啊! 這裡真的很好 Yeah. it's actually nice down here.
這樣好一點 This might be better.
每週兩次 600字 而主題是什麼？ It'd be twice a week, 600 words. and what's the subject?
你知道，日常生活 我們都經歷過的事情 You know, everyday stuff. the stuff we all go through
但更有趣 but funnier.
我不明白，約翰 我以為你是來當記者的 I don't get it, john. I thought you came here to be a reporter.
我知道我是，但我想我們都知道那不是我 I know I did, but I think we both know that isn't me.
我是一個專欄作家，一個很好的專欄作家 對不起，約翰 I'm a columnist a good one. excuse me, john.
你妻子打電話來 她說這很重要 Your wife's on the phone. she said it's important.
好的，我馬上就來 Okay, I'll be right there.
想想看 可能嗎? Think about it. possible?
謝謝 哈囉? 不客氣 Thanks. hello? you're welcome.
我沒法把牠弄回房屋裡 I can't get him to come back inside.
牠只是躺在樹蔭下 而牠一動也不動 He's just laying out there in the cold and he won't move.
帕特里克回家了 我們把牠弄到這裡 Patrick came home. we got him here.
普拉特醫生說如果牠覺得舒服的話 Dr.Platt said that if he's comfortable,
離開牠一會兒看看，但是... leave him for a while and see, but...
牠並沒有好轉 He's just not getting better.
好吧，我要帶牠走了 All right, I'm gonna take him in.
牠又病了嗎？是的，牠是，親愛的 Is he sick again? yeah, he is, honey.
牠感覺不太好 He doesn't feel too good.
但我要帶牠去看醫生 But I'm gonna take him into the doctor
而醫生們會讓牠感覺好些 And they're gonna try to make him feel better.
沒事的 馬利 你會沒事的 It's all right, Marley. you're gonna be okay.
你可以帶上小綿羊 但別咬掉它另一隻耳朵 You could take lamby, but don't chew her other ear off.
太好了，親愛的 That's sweet, honey.
這兒 我拿著吧! Here, I'll take it.
拜拜 Good-bye.
好了 Okay.
我用盡了上次有效的方法 I've tried everything I did last time that worked,
但我一點運氣都沒有 But I'm not having any luck.
無法把那管套進去 Not able to get the tube down there.
胃部仍然扭曲 現在還在動手術 但是 The stomach is still twisted. there's still surgery, but
牠不夠強壯 He's not strong enough.
我最喜歡這個 哪一個？ I like this one the best. which one?
噢! 關於芒果 是的 Oh, the mangoes. yeah.
哈囉? Hello?
嘿! 是我 Hey, it's me.
所以，又是他的胃 So, it's his stomach again.
他們可以做手術，但我知道 And they could do surgery, but I know.
你希望我過去嗎? Do you want me to come down there?
不，不，我想和孩子們待在一起是個好主意.. No, no, I think it's a good idea to stay with the kids...
而且和他們在一起 And be with them.
我只是要 I'm just gonna
我愛你 約翰 I love you, John.
我愛你 I love you.
好了 我給你點時間 All right. I'm gonna give you some time.
好的 若需要我 我就在外面 Okay. and I'll be right outside if you need me.
好的 謝謝 All right. thanks.
看我給你帶了什麼 還記得這個嗎? Look what I got for you. remember this?
科林和你說的? 你還記得嗎? What did colleen say to you? you remember that?
記得你咬掉那隻耳朵嗎? You remember chewing up that ear?
要記住所有你咀嚼過的東西很難，不是嗎？ It's tough to remember all the things you've chewed up, isn't it?
這一切都開始在一起了 It all starts to kind of run together.
沒關係 你什麼都不用做 It's okay. you don't have to do anything.
你沒有了以前的活力 You don't have your usual energy.
你還記得我們總是說你很麻煩 You remember how we were always saying what a pain you are
你是世界上最壞的狗? That you're the world's worst dog?
不要相信它 Don't believe it.
一分鐘都不要相信 Don't believe any of it for a minute.
因為我們找不到更好的狗了 'Cause you know we couldn't find a better dog.
你知道是什麼讓你這麼一隻...偉大的狗 You know what made you such a...great dog
是你每天都愛我們，不管發生什麼 Is you loved us every day, no matter what.
這是一件了不起的事 That's an amazing thing.
你知道我們有多愛你嗎? You know how much we love you?
我們非常愛你 We love you so much.
我愛你勝過一切 I love you more than anything.
我不知道我們到底要去哪裡... I don't know exactly where we go from here...
但我想讓你記住你是一隻很棒的狗，馬利 But I want you to remember you're a great dog, marley.
你是條優秀的狗 You're a great dog.
他不會有這種感覺的 他將靜靜地離開 He won't feel this. he'll just slip away.
準備好了嗎? You ready?
是的，我們準備好了 好的 Yeah, we're ready. okay.
好了 下來 Okay. get down.
他被裹在毯子裡 這樣他可以保持溫暖 He's wrapped in his blanket. so he can stay warm.
你們要唸你們寫的東西嗎? Do you guys wanna read what you wrote?
我的是一張我和馬利的畫... Mine's a picture of me and marley...
草蜢和冰淇淋 Grasshoppers and ice cream.
我說媽媽幫我寫 Mommy wrote what I said.
"親愛的馬利 我永遠不會忘記你 科林" "Dear marley, I will never forget you forever. Colleen. "
還有這些是給你的吻 And these are kisses.
真漂亮 非常感謝 That's beautiful. thank you.
你想把它放進去嗎？牠會喜歡的 You wanna put it in? he'll like that.
放下去 Set it down.
好的 Good.
這是張很漂亮的畫 康納 你要 That's a great picture. conor, do you wanna
親愛的馬利 我永遠愛你 Dear marley, I loved you all my life.
我希望你喜歡天堂而且 I hope you like heaven and
希望那裡有很多東西給你咬 That there's lots to chew on.
你的兄弟 康納·理查德·戈羅甘 Your brother, conor richard grogan.
那是一封好信 That was a good letter.
帕特里克 你想說點什麼嗎? Patrick, do you wanna say something?
牠知道的 He knows.
我想給他點東西 I'd like to give him something.
這項鏈 This necklace.
伴隨我們經歷了一段相當長的旅程 It's been on quite a journey.
是你們爸爸送給我的... Your dad gave it to me...
來紀念我們一家的開始 To celebrate the beginning of our family.
但 你知道 But, you know
我們一家早已開始了 Our family had really already begun.
拜拜 純潔的小狗 Bye, clearance puppy.
狗狗用不著豪華轎車... A dog has no use for fancy cars...
或一間大房子或量身定做的衣服 Or big homes or designer clothes.
一根浸水的棍子就可以了 A waterlogged stick will do just fine.
狗狗不在乎你是富是窮... A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor...
聰明或遲鈍，漂亮或愚蠢 Clever or dull, smart or dumb.
只要你真心對他 而他也會真心對你 Give 'em your heart and he'll give you his.
有多少人能做到? How many people can you say that about?
有多少人能讓你感到稀有、純潔和特別？ How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special?
有多少人能讓你覺得...非凡的? How many people can make you feel...extraordinary?